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head hair so if you pull it from one end good so everybody can see it unlike
it shortens at the other. That s the best some flickers I don t care to mention
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explanation I ’ ve heard and it sounds where you gotta be some incredible age
okay to me cause whenever she changes just to get a peek at an asshole. Ann
back to Jekyll his beard is back and her Samachson of Jersey, who is one of
hair's all gone except down to his these young people who is too young to
original length. And his original length is see those moving pitchers incidentally,
kind of like early Beatle length, a sign would like to know why these terrible
that all of limey culture has caught on laws exist which prohibit her from
to the grooming end of the mod, mod seeing cinema and which keep the boys
world of rock and roll. away cause if they pop their tarts in her
And speaking of Jekyll, whcrc ’ d R. toaster they get sent up the river Film of the Festival), best actor and
L Stevenson dig up a name like that? indefinitely so they stay away. She ' d best director awards.
Could it be he was fond of jackals 7 like these anachronistic laws repealed
Cause there ' s a jackal in Blood from the and I agree but what would Dr. Jekyll SOUNDER — A feature about share-
Mummy’s Tomb, a fuckin hell of a lot say? cropper life in the deep South, dunng
better than Hammer Films ’ last mummy For instance in his picture he’s the Depression. Patronizing in spots, but
effort (it ' s name has been totally looking for the secret of eternal life (he featuring a performance by Cicely
forgotten) and it has two different kinds was looking for a cure for diptheria Tyson, well worth the price of
of jackal in it. One is a dead jackal ’s before that but he got talked out of it admission. Also starring Taj Mahal, who
skull (head bones) and the other is the cause it was dull). So he gets some wrote the musical score.
shadow of a live iackal. Live stuff shows female organs from off the street by
up all over the place whenever the dead means of knives in the guts of whores SOLO - An incredible documentary
relic is being transported by cosmic and then he tries it out on a fly and the filmed by seven camera crews, about
means. Like when the cobra sculpture fly lives a long time. So he drinks it one man ' s attempt to climb a mountain.
has to get from the nutso ' room in the himself and then he turns into a female Most of the angles shown are clearly
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loony bin to the basement of where the himself but why was he using them impossible to film, and give the viewer a
girl has to get hooked up with the female hormones to begin with? He was heady case of vertigo. No dialogue is
well-preserved (!) mummy, a live cobra using them cause he believed that the used, only the natural sounds heard by
gets to bite the guy dead so he can't secret of smooth skm was equivalent to the climber, and it emerges a tribute to
interfere. No, actually he just gets his the secret of eternal youth so he used patience, confidence and skill.
throat cut from an unknown source and female hormones (how do you make a
that happens another three times or so hormone? ans.: kick her in the cunt!). THE LOCUST - A mean short financed
and from the ad you'd think it was the Well but there s still another question by Joseph E. Levine. A motorist on a
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severed hand that ' s doing it but no it worth asking and that is how come he LA. freeway passes by several people in
isn ' t cause the severed hand is in a box
trouble on the road, before his own car
and doesn ' t get out until the end. drank it himself, what did he expect to gives out and he has to pull over. As he
prove since he wasn t gonna find out if
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And speaking of ends. Valerie Leon s he was eternally youthful for a whole goes for help, slowly, methodically,
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got a nice end herself! Real fine knobs lot of years to come? A fool is what he travelers passing by begin to strip his
too and they look even better on her was but movies about fools are the best car; first tires, then accessories, finally
than they do on the mummy who is also kind (e.g. Ship of Fools. The April doors, fenders, headlights, upholstery.
played by her and there ' s even a FUCK Foots ) but if everybody was eternally More and more people arrive, leaving
SCENE but you don ' t get to see any nip youthful then you might never get to be this guy helpless until the entire thing is
on her (too bad). The guy she fux is old enough to see X movies and that eaten clean.
called Todd Browning in the picture and would be REAL SHIT!
here s why: Todd Browning I is the guy R. Meltzer PRE SORTING FIRST CLASS MAIL -
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who directed the original Dracula and A public service short from the U.S.
Freaks and the original- original Dracula SHORT TAKES Postal Service trying to convince big
(the book) was wrote by Bram Stoker companies to sort their mail before it
and Bram Stoker happened to of wrote (The Fifth Annual Atlanta International leaves their offices. Shot in a screening
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this one also but under a different title Film Festival put down ten days of room, where a super straight Postal
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so they wanted to amuse the knowers exceptional films in what is probably Service guy has a big problem with a
with some references to old shit cause the grandest across- the board repre - buckskinned avant-garde director, who
this is a new movie. sentation of the cinematic arts in recent has signed to do the project because he
And speaking of old and new this years. From 1,500 entries in categories had the lowest bid. the director wants
movie ts PC instead of R which is real ranging from slick commercial films to to shoot asses, noses, postage stamps -
films,
student
festival
the
16mm
literally had something for everyone. and sorting machines in quick, unin -
telligible cuts whichll make a "byew
Pretty neat for a Southern town in tee- ful ” picture. The Uncle Sam guy has
which people stiU say, " Frank Capra 7 to explain pre- sorting to this cat in
Isn t he the guy who did 200 Motels?” order to make him understand how
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Some of the outstanding films seen this important it is. The end title says the
production company did do the short
year follow: “for the lowest bid.
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The undisputed (and pre ordained) star Tom Dupree
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of the festival was James Dickey s
Deliverance, screened to open the event. TEN DAYS WONDER In which
At the awards banquet, , Deliverance Claude Chabrol, the Gallic Hitchcock,
was given the Golden Phoenix (Best remakes ... oh. maybe Psycho, maybe
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