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Casualty and the Seconal Drift you have to  discussing garage bands they have known.  stage, while the second is more “produced. ”
                                                                          Either one ' ll do, although I prefer the first.
       expect some problems with readjustment. ”  Of course, one of the primary features of
       Hb voice trailed off and he went into some  punk rock b that those selfsame critics who  Fast Bay Grease.
       kind of supra-conscious trance.  are so into it today derided it when it was  Zipping across to the other coast, we have
                                                                         a ponk hand with a great tradition to uphold
         Maybe the Doctor is right, I thought;so I
       felt inside the album cover for a record.  around. And so, I sez to myself, I sez, what b  -  Johnny  Maestro ' s  Brooklyn  Bridge.
                                                             that
                                                                 will
                                                                     be
                                             around
                                         there
                                                        days
                                                    these
       Instead I found cards. These guys have really  qualifying in a couple of years as punk rock? I  Originally the worst "jazz-rock” band in the
       gone off the deep end. I held the package  think part of the answer is these two discs.  BSAT tradition, the Bridge has mellowed. Led
       upside down and shook it till all the cards and  Punk rock is, of course, performed and  by Johnny Maestro (whose voice sparked the
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       finally the shiny black disc spilled out onto  listened to primarily by punks. Therefore, a  Crests ’ hit of " Sixteen Candles” yea those
       the floor. So there is a record somewhere in  band like. say. Malo would qualify. But Malo  many years ago), the Bridge b now doing
       here after all.                  b almost totally an artificial creation, a band  get this - big-band versions of Loudon
         But oh, those cards. A real celebration of  made up of a given number out of a large  Wainwright Ill’ s amazing songs! AND DOING
       inunity. The first one features a tall  floating mass of Bay Area Latino musicians.  THEM WELL! ! . Yeah, for those of you who
       becloaked figure sinisterly slid between the  What I ’ m talking about b a real band, a single  find Loudon’ s piercing voice and simple guitar
       gleaming silver spikes of an upright coffin.  musical unit that never changes. And Tower  too hard to listen to. The Bridge In Blue has
       And  look  at  that  velvet-swathed  and  Of Power, in the San Francisco area anyway,  some nice versions of  " Bruno ’s Place,”
       star-flecked popster furiously pedalling a  qualifies. Everybody I know hates them,  " School Days,” " Glad To See You Got
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       tricycle five feet  tall; I would suspect  primarily  through  massive  overexposure.  Religion. " Uptown.” and "Hospital Lady,"
       regression. And what about the fuchsia fiamc  When they were managed by the Fillmore  along with a socko seven-minute big- band "I
       costumed character, whose card when turned  concern, they managed to get stuck at the  Feel Free” (the Cream hit) and band member
       upside down reveals an almost perfect Jeckyll  bottom of every decent bill Bill presented,  Jimmy Rosica ' s own 11:21 opus, " Man In A
       and Hyde dichotomy in the two prints of his  including Aretha Franklin, where they put on  Band. ” Almost ail the arrangements are
       pasty face? Schizophrenia. I ’ d uy.  one of the most bonecrushingly boring sets of  identical, but anybody who denies this album
                                                                          b fun in the grand old New York tradition -
         Unfortunately, their bizarre malady does  their career.
                                                                          the Good Rats, the Vanilla Fudge, and all that
       not extend to their music. Seven Separate                          -
       Fools  is  depressmgly  predictable  and                            needs to have a bottle of Lime Rock wine
       overproduced. All of the madness b wasted.                         poured down his throat. I 'm even looking
       Gone is the playfulness of their other albums                      forward to their next one.
                                                                            As long as there arc punk ears to lbten to
       - not a bullfrog in sight Instead the boys                         it, there will be punk rock, and as long as
       have  become  terribly  concerned  with                            there are critics who hate it, it’ll be healthy.
       Important Contemporary Topics. Just guess
       what "Black and White” is about. Or "Writing                                               Ed Ward
       on the Wall.”
         In fact, after a long convalescence and a                                  FULL CIRCLE
                                                                                    THE DOORS
       brief vacation in limbo, it b rumored that
       Three Dog Night have become cured to the                                      ELEKTRA
       point of being insufferable. Their next project                      An optimbtic Doors album? Full circle
       will be a series of anti- smoking commercials.
                                                                          from what, in other words? Is Jim Morrison
                            Jann Uhelszki                                really dead? Who b Bernard Wolfe and why?
                  BUMP CITY                      -  •                    "Good Rockin • *• (Tonitc)? And what the
                                                                          fuck b a verdilac (pronounced voodeelac,
               TOWER OF POWER              ' N       V >s » '             mother)? Indeed, a rhetorical mishmash like
              WARNER BROTHERS             \    i        7  '  -           thb should prime some kinda pump. So let ' s
              THE BRIDGE IN BLUE                                          hump ’em:
                   BUDDAH                  On records, though, they are quite a  ABSOLUTELY FACTUAL INFORMA-
                                        different matter. Tower Of Power is a hand  TION: LA. Woman was a perfect album,
         There seems to be a great revival of  that has mastered evey single cliche in the  literature and boogie, mind dorking escape
       interest amongst rock cognoscenti these days  book of Soul, and while that may sound like a  holes twixt cerebral dirties, with more than
       in a type of music that has been branded  putdown, it’s not intended that way. Soul  apt attention to our old friend production
       "punk rock.” This music is coming into favor  music, like blues, b a matter of cliches, set  values. Fact is, every single one of the Doors’
       because it represents the primitive, basic  phrases. Ticks.” And these guys have ’ em  albums was optimistic: make me smile
       foundations from which the rather more  down. They’re seldom as exciting as any great  anyway. If they haven’t been a comfort to my
       complex ruminations of the Golden Age  soul act you could name, but they also avoid  mom and dad, at least they ' ve been a comfort
                                                                         to me. LA. Woman and its predecessors, well.
       sprung. So you’ll find yer top rock critics  the egregious "Unh, unh, git dawn, mah
       gathered around some mouldy Ron Cobb  beh- bch, got- ta, " bullshit that so many white  Other Voices was simply a fuzzier version of
       production  (Standells,  Chocolate  Watch  would- be- soul acts employ. Of their two  the same damned thing. Loved it If you
       Band), loving  every  minute of  it and  records, the first is most like the band on  couldn ' t hack the other voices, then you' ve
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