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Could you park my car, I need to ‘ PLEASE GO TO CASHIER 2’
run, I am late for a meeting’ I smiled at the cashier and said,
This poor guy looked like a rab- “Monday is a good day to come
bit in head lights, looking back to the Post Office; great enter-
at his car and then the pay meter tainment and I didn’t have to
then at his colleague’s car. ‘Cheers wait too long in the queue!”
mate! I knew I could rely on you’ The cashier looked me dead in
the late office worker shouted. the eye and said “Try a Wednes-
ONDAY: 7:00 my enter- Half hour later OCD guy made day, Mick with his miniature
Mtainment starts. Sitting in it out of the car park…I wonder poodle comes in and clears the
the kitchen with my cup of tea what time he finishes work? queue”
and a bacon butty. What? Do not “What is so strange about that?”
judge my heart attack on a plate was stood in the long post I asked. The cashier leans over…
choice of breakfast, it is frigging I office queue today to return “The dog is not real”
Monday! an item. This guy in his football
Anyway, back to the story...My kit was jumping up and down by n the train going to work,
kitchen overlooks the carpark the exchange bureau waving his Othis is such a good place to
and every morning 7;00 on the 20€. ‘Come on! I need this done chat to people of all walks of life.
dot ‘he parks his car’. He must be now!’ There was guy in front of I sat by the window and waited
an office worker as he is always him sorting his holiday money, for the stranger who was going
well turned out in his suit, tie looking quite flustered. to become by new best friend for
and highly shined shoes. Well! Suddenly a fight broke out at the the next hour or so, if they liked
They must be very shiny as I can back of the queue between two it or not.
see my face in them from 100 women. Screaming and pulling My victim sits next to me. He
yards! hair, it sure did remind me of the is wearing a suit and holds a
This guy makes my day with his two feral cats I sometimes hear briefcase. He is well turned out
OCD; park the car, lock the car, fighting over territory outside my and I am loving the smell of his
check all doors three times, look house. The people in the queue cologne. I decided to go in for
through every window, check started to leave, I have no idea the kill.
the boot is locked. Unlock car why as this was free entertain- “Hi, who are you and what is you
to lock it again and repeat three ment. line of work?”
times. Then off he walks out of Then the football chap started “I am Neil and I am an account-
the carpark, looking over his to headbutt the glass screaming ant”…. I got my book out and
shoulder to check if the car has and ranting about the wait. Well, started to read.
suddenly unlocked itself and I didn’t know which was more
an opportunist has sped off in entertaining so started to watch it
his beloved brum brum’…To- like I would tennis. My head was
day however, I had double the flicking from left to right then
fun because his work colleague security got involved and my
turned up and shouted out ‘Hey! Monday entertainment was over.

A couple of Funnies from John Sullivan (Sully)

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