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J O K E SS

1. What do you call fake spaghetti?

– An impasta!
2. Why did the bicycle fall over?
– Because it was two-tired!
3. How do you organize a space party?

– You planet!
4. Why did the math book look sad?
– Because it had too many problems.
5. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

– Nacho cheese!
6. Why did the tomato turn red?
– Because it saw the salad dressing!
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?

– Frostbite!
8. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
– Because she will let it go!
9. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

– In case he got a hole-in-one!
10. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
– A gummy bear!
11. Why did the computer go to the doctor?

– Because it had a virus!
12. What did the zero say to the eight?
– Nice belt!
13. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

– Because he felt crummy!
14. How does a penguin build its house?
– Igloos it together!
15. What kind of music do mummies listen to?

– Wrap music!
16. Why did the chicken join a band?
– Because it had the drumsticks!
17. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

– An investigator!
18. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
– Because they make up everything!
19. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

– Because he was outstanding in his field!

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