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Pie is swell food. I eat scads of it. I

have a good complexion and

marvelous digestion. I always tell

people who say pie gives them

indigestion to try eating pie first and

the rest of the meal last.

—“PIE KING” MONROE BOSTON STRAUSE, JEFFERSON CITY POST-TRIBUNE, DECEMBER
16, 1937