Page 13 - Bernie on the Mound

ell,
“throw the ball hard” is just what he did!
And woe to the cars it did soar!
The ball cleared the Back Stop
by near twenty feet
and that ball was seen nary no more! The Visiting Team
became quite alarmed,
and all of their chattering stopped. Bernie’s second pitch—
it also went high—
and it too
in the Parking Lot dropped!