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Mumps


                         Grandma and Grandpa
                         Are down in the dumps
                         ’Cos Andrew, our grandson,
                         Is in bed with mumps.

                         His neck will be swollen
                         And feeling sore
                         But do stay in bed –
                         A terrible bore.
                         There is one cure
                         I can recommend –
                         Take a pair of Daddy’s socks
                         And an old clothes peg.

                         Put the socks round your neck
                         And the peg on your nose –
                         It may not be nice
                         But the mumps soon goes.
















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