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              Travis Walton’s Alien                       you think.
                                                                 I think the polygraph is not a reliable   DID YOU KNOW...
            Abduction Lie Detection                       determiner of truth. I think Travis Walton was
                                                          not abducted by aliens. In both cases, the power  Home Remedies.
                             Test                         of deception and self-deception is all we need to

                                                          understand what really happened in 1975 and
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                                                          About the Author:
                                                                                                           traditional pain relievers.
          My looming layoff pushed me to reconsider. I
          inquired as to whether good, accepted modern                                                     Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes
          polygraph methods were being used. They                                                          an excellent salve for burns?
          assured me that was the case. I should have
          known better, but I figured all I had to do was                                                  Before you head to the drugstore for a high-
          tell the truth, even if I had to make public                                                     priced inhaler filled with mysterious
          something embarrassing like a personal                                                           chemicals, try chewing on a couple of
          business or marital mistake and I would win top                                                  curiously strong  Altoids peppermints.
          prize.                                                                                           They’ll clear up your stuffed nose.
                 I didn’t became aware of the shocking
          truth about the polygraph procedure they were                                                    Achy muscles from a bout with the flu? Mix
          using until it was too late. It did no good to tell                                              1 tablespoon of horseradish in a cup of olive
          them what I’d written in my book (page 322)                                                      oil. Let the mixture six for thirty minutes ,
          years earlier, that “The  American Polygraph                                                     then apply it as a massage oil, for instant
          Association’s Standards and Principles of                                                        relief for aching muscles.
                                                          Dr. Michael Shermer is the Founding Publisher
          Practice item #5 states: “A member shall not
                                                          of Skeptic magazine, the host of the Science
          provide a conclusive decision or report based                                                    Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with
                                                          Salon Podcast, and a Presidential Fellow at
          on chart analysis without having collected at                                                    1/4 cup of honey and take 1  tablespoon six
                                                          Chapman University where he teaches
          least two (2) separate charts in which each                                                      times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.
                                                          Skepticism 101. For 18 years he was a monthly
          relevant question is asked on each chart.  A
                                                          columnist for Scientific  American. He is the
          chart is one presentation of the question list.”                                                 Cure urinary tract infections with  Alka-
                                                          author of New  York  Times bestsellers  Why
          There many other violations of accepted                                                          Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass fo
                                                          People Believe Weird Things and The Believing
          procedure.                                                                                       water and drink it on the onset of the
                                                          Brain,  Why Darwin Matters,  The Science of
                 We came back home and my wife had me                                                      symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating
                                                          Good and Evil, and  The Moral Arc. His new
          retested with the most rigorous new tests we                                                     urinary tract infections almost instantly -
                                                          book is Heavens on Earth: The Scientific Search
          could find — in New Mexico where it is                                                           even though the product has never been
                                                          for the Afterlife, Immortality & Utopia.
          stringently regulated by the state because                                                       advertised for this use.
                                                                 Michael regularly contributes opinion
          results are admissible in court there.  A firm
                                                          editorials, essays, and reviews to: the  Wall
          highly recommended by other examiners, one                                                       Eliminate puffiness under your eyes...all you
                                                          Street Journal, the Los Angeles Times, Science,
          that does work for the Albuquerque Police Dept,                                                  need is a dab of Preparation H, carefully
                                                          Nature, and other publications. He wrote 214
          the NM State Prison, and the U.S. Marshal’s                                                      rubbed into the skin, avoiding the eyes. The
                                                          consecutive monthly columns for Scientific
          office. The most accepted methods on state-of-                                                   hemorrhoid     ointment     acts   as    a
                                                          American. He appeared on such shows as The
          the-art computerized equipment. I passed two                                                     vasoconstrictor, relieving the swelling
                                                          Colbert Report, 20/20, Dateline, Charlie Rose,
          different new tests flawlessly. Then I found a                                                   instantly.
                                                          Oprah, and Larry King Live (but, proudly, never
          website that was even more devastating of any
                                                          Jerry Springer!). He has been interviewed in
          claim of legitimacy for The Moment of Truth:                                                     Honey remedy for skin blemishes... Cover
                                                          countless documentaries aired on PBS,  A&E,
          The Truth About the Moment of Truth. Written    Discovery,  The History Channel,  The Science    the blemish with a dab of honey and place a
          by a court certified polygraph expert back in                                                    band-aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria,
                                                          Channel, and  The Learning Channel. Dr.
          2004 shortly after the show debuted, he began                                                    keeps  the skin sterile, and speeds healing.
                                                          Shermer was the co-host and co-producer of the
          with, “…the polygraph aspect of the show has                                                     Works over night.
                                                          13-hour Family Channel television series,
          no validity whatsoever.” and “This test format
                                                          Exploring the Unknown. His two  TED talks,
          will NOT determine truth or deception.” In fact                                                  Listerine therapy for toenail fungus... Get rid
                                                          seen by millions, were voted in the top 100.
          I wrote years ago that the GAO tests showed                                                      of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your
                                                                 Dr. Shermer received his B.A. in
          such methods would yield as high as 80% false                                                    toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful
                                                          psychology from Pepperdine University, M.A.
          positives. He wrote in conclusion, “Due to the                                                   antiseptic leaves your toenails looking
                                                          in experimental psychology from California
          vague, subjective, futuristic nature, and sheer  State University, Fullerton, and his Ph.D. in the  healthy again.
          volume, of relevant questions asked on The
                                                          history of science from Claremont Graduate
          Moment of Truth, there can be little more than                                                   Easy eyeglass protection...  To prevent the
                                                          University. He has been a college professor
          chance accuracy in determining truth or                                                          screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a
                                                          since 1979, also teaching at Occidental College,
          deception to these questions. In other words,                                                    small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear nail
                                                          Glendale College, and Claremont Graduate
          they could simply flip a coin and achieve the                                                    polish to the threads of the screws before
                                                          University, where he taught a transdisciplinary
          same accuracy levels.”, saying you’ll get the                                                    tightening them.
                                                          course for Ph.D. students on Evolution,
          same opinion from any accredited polygraph
                                                          Economics, and the Brain. []
          school. I then proceeded to gather several more                                                  Coca Cola  for rust... Forget those expensive
          equally damning judgments from some of the                                                       rust removers. Just saturate an abrasive
          very top experts in the world in polygraph, plus                                                 sponge with Coca Cola and rub the rust
          I had several international mediaforums lined                                                    stain.  The phosphoric acid in the coke is
          up. So there’s a bit of a let down because I was                                                 what gets the job done.
          geared up to defend myself in a way that would
          have unfortunately demolished the show and                                                       Smart splinter remover... just pour a drop of
          seriously hurt Fox. Too bad, because I think that                                                Elmers Glue all over the splinter, let dry, and
          the producers I dealt with are good, well                                                        peel the dried glue off of the skin.  The
          intentioned people who had been duped by a                                                       splinter sticks to the dried glue.
          dishonest examiner.
                 Check out that website and tell me what
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