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Travis Walton’s Alien you think.
I think the polygraph is not a reliable DID YOU KNOW...
Abduction Lie Detection determiner of truth. I think Travis Walton was
not abducted by aliens. In both cases, the power Home Remedies.
Test of deception and self-deception is all we need to
understand what really happened in 1975 and
Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve
after.
Continued from Page 51 headache pain almost immediately - without
the unpleasant side effects caused by
About the Author:
traditional pain relievers.
My looming layoff pushed me to reconsider. I
inquired as to whether good, accepted modern Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes
polygraph methods were being used. They an excellent salve for burns?
assured me that was the case. I should have
known better, but I figured all I had to do was Before you head to the drugstore for a high-
tell the truth, even if I had to make public priced inhaler filled with mysterious
something embarrassing like a personal chemicals, try chewing on a couple of
business or marital mistake and I would win top curiously strong Altoids peppermints.
prize. They’ll clear up your stuffed nose.
I didn’t became aware of the shocking
truth about the polygraph procedure they were Achy muscles from a bout with the flu? Mix
using until it was too late. It did no good to tell 1 tablespoon of horseradish in a cup of olive
them what I’d written in my book (page 322) oil. Let the mixture six for thirty minutes ,
years earlier, that “The American Polygraph then apply it as a massage oil, for instant
Association’s Standards and Principles of relief for aching muscles.
Dr. Michael Shermer is the Founding Publisher
Practice item #5 states: “A member shall not
of Skeptic magazine, the host of the Science
provide a conclusive decision or report based Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with
Salon Podcast, and a Presidential Fellow at
on chart analysis without having collected at 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon six
Chapman University where he teaches
least two (2) separate charts in which each times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.
Skepticism 101. For 18 years he was a monthly
relevant question is asked on each chart. A
columnist for Scientific American. He is the
chart is one presentation of the question list.” Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-
author of New York Times bestsellers Why
There many other violations of accepted Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass fo
People Believe Weird Things and The Believing
procedure. water and drink it on the onset of the
Brain, Why Darwin Matters, The Science of
We came back home and my wife had me symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating
Good and Evil, and The Moral Arc. His new
retested with the most rigorous new tests we urinary tract infections almost instantly -
book is Heavens on Earth: The Scientific Search
could find — in New Mexico where it is even though the product has never been
for the Afterlife, Immortality & Utopia.
stringently regulated by the state because advertised for this use.
Michael regularly contributes opinion
results are admissible in court there. A firm
editorials, essays, and reviews to: the Wall
highly recommended by other examiners, one Eliminate puffiness under your eyes...all you
Street Journal, the Los Angeles Times, Science,
that does work for the Albuquerque Police Dept, need is a dab of Preparation H, carefully
Nature, and other publications. He wrote 214
the NM State Prison, and the U.S. Marshal’s rubbed into the skin, avoiding the eyes. The
consecutive monthly columns for Scientific
office. The most accepted methods on state-of- hemorrhoid ointment acts as a
American. He appeared on such shows as The
the-art computerized equipment. I passed two vasoconstrictor, relieving the swelling
Colbert Report, 20/20, Dateline, Charlie Rose,
different new tests flawlessly. Then I found a instantly.
Oprah, and Larry King Live (but, proudly, never
website that was even more devastating of any
Jerry Springer!). He has been interviewed in
claim of legitimacy for The Moment of Truth: Honey remedy for skin blemishes... Cover
countless documentaries aired on PBS, A&E,
The Truth About the Moment of Truth. Written Discovery, The History Channel, The Science the blemish with a dab of honey and place a
by a court certified polygraph expert back in band-aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria,
Channel, and The Learning Channel. Dr.
2004 shortly after the show debuted, he began keeps the skin sterile, and speeds healing.
Shermer was the co-host and co-producer of the
with, “…the polygraph aspect of the show has Works over night.
13-hour Family Channel television series,
no validity whatsoever.” and “This test format
Exploring the Unknown. His two TED talks,
will NOT determine truth or deception.” In fact Listerine therapy for toenail fungus... Get rid
seen by millions, were voted in the top 100.
I wrote years ago that the GAO tests showed of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your
Dr. Shermer received his B.A. in
such methods would yield as high as 80% false toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful
psychology from Pepperdine University, M.A.
positives. He wrote in conclusion, “Due to the antiseptic leaves your toenails looking
in experimental psychology from California
vague, subjective, futuristic nature, and sheer State University, Fullerton, and his Ph.D. in the healthy again.
volume, of relevant questions asked on The
history of science from Claremont Graduate
Moment of Truth, there can be little more than Easy eyeglass protection... To prevent the
University. He has been a college professor
chance accuracy in determining truth or screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a
since 1979, also teaching at Occidental College,
deception to these questions. In other words, small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear nail
Glendale College, and Claremont Graduate
they could simply flip a coin and achieve the polish to the threads of the screws before
University, where he taught a transdisciplinary
same accuracy levels.”, saying you’ll get the tightening them.
course for Ph.D. students on Evolution,
same opinion from any accredited polygraph
Economics, and the Brain. []
school. I then proceeded to gather several more Coca Cola for rust... Forget those expensive
equally damning judgments from some of the rust removers. Just saturate an abrasive
very top experts in the world in polygraph, plus sponge with Coca Cola and rub the rust
I had several international mediaforums lined stain. The phosphoric acid in the coke is
up. So there’s a bit of a let down because I was what gets the job done.
geared up to defend myself in a way that would
have unfortunately demolished the show and Smart splinter remover... just pour a drop of
seriously hurt Fox. Too bad, because I think that Elmers Glue all over the splinter, let dry, and
the producers I dealt with are good, well peel the dried glue off of the skin. The
intentioned people who had been duped by a splinter sticks to the dried glue.
dishonest examiner.
Check out that website and tell me what