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Earth As Seen By Extraterrestrials Earth As Seen By Extraterrestrials By Rob McConnell Have you ever wonder how an extraterrestrial, who has just crossed the entire universe or has accomplished an inter- The planet is showing signs of climatic dimensional voyage and has come across this disturbing to our observers. decay (Climate Change), the planet is actually third planet from the Sun, a beautiful blue The frequencies again are changed as shifting on its axis, there is not enough liquid planet, the planet we call Earth would actually the occupants of the UFO in orbit. substance to sustain life (water) and digestible They stop their scan viewing images of see us if they were to study us? matter (food) used to sustain the longevity of the Now, let us say that in this “UFO” the the human species, both the male and the planet is in danger of passing the point of no occupants have decided to monitor the female, engaged in negative actions against return to regeneration and planetary survival. broadcasts that come from this planet to better each other, using physical force to use their The planet is observed to have stronger understand the species that they might very well limbs as weapons against the other. faith in deities to the point where humans are On the same frequency, the species of have to interact with in the future. apparently hoping and wishing for divine The first transmission that they start to the human race, both male and female show intervention instead of working together despite monitor is the Howard Stern Show which is attraction towards the same and opposite colour, race, creed and religion.. coming from an orbital satellite. The messages members of the human race in what can only be This is a planet that is showing increased coming from this monitored frequency seem to the precursor to their reproductive rituals. traces of nuclear radiation from violent wars in be totally irrational with cross interaction As before, those in the immediate and the past, and the harnessing of nuclear power is between those involved in the transmission. close viewing area are excited at watching this now being used to create the power the humans They decide that this dribble drabble is primitive behaviour. need. of no consequence and no value to their The above frequency has been identified Planetary decay and the constant planetary study. as “The Jerry Springer Show.” Humans were depletion of the planets natural resources is Now, monitoring both audio and video observed shedding their protective gear that transmissions, they come across a news channel covers their natural features, which excites the causing earthquakes, tsunamis and mass loss of human life as well as the other types of species that focuses on the negativity that is happening other humans at the pre-broadcast destination that share the planet with them. (audience) for what have been identified as on the planet and reporting the negativity to an The social structure is divided in two – alarming amount of planetary species who are “Jerry Beads.” those who have and those who have not. receiving these audio and video transmissions. Once again, the actions of what the Between these two classes are those who are What is “CNN” they start to wonder? intergalactic travellers have witnessed and identified as the “Middle Class” – constantly on Could this be an organization that is given the heard, further confuse them as the rate of the move to survive. revolution the humans have actually achieved, responsibility of null the senses and emotions of With all the data that has now been those species living on the planet, who seem to It is apparent that their technology has far accumulated, correlated, and analyzed, the be expecting the arrival of visitors from the sky surpassed their inter species core values. observers have come to their conclusion. Having nearly correlated sufficient data since their receptacles (satellite dishes) are This planet is not ready to have contact pointed to the very direction from which those and their observations on the progress of Earth, with any other species near or far and that a now monitoring Earth have come! they once again changed audio frequencies and buoyed sign between the Earth and its Moon They now have decided to again change stopped at a very interesting and what appears must read – “DANGER AHEAD – PLANET frequencies, and are now watching and listening to be a similar show, except with pleasing EARTH – TO AVOID THE POSSIBILITY OF sounds doming from the humans (music) – to a broadcast where the male and female DESTRUCTION AND DEATH – TURN species of the planet, now identified as carbon where male with female human, male with male AROUND NOW!” based units called “humans,” appear before human, and female with female human interact So ‘X’ Zone Nation, why would others who sit in what appears to be an in a manner which is obviously a mating ritual. extraterrestrials or inter-dimensional visitors In this transmission, the male and amusement event, having both species trying to female sexes reverse rolls and are altered to ever want to come to Earth? deny and or confirm that the parental ownership If you were travelling through outer of an offspring by a means of a method called look like and act like the opposite sex. space as an advanced species, would you? “DNA Testing.” “Glee.” The transmission was identified as For The ‘X’ Zone Radio & TV Show and The communication that they have been monitoring has been identified as a broadcast Feeling confused and depressed at what The ‘X’ Chronicles Newspaper, I am Rob McConnell. [] presentation known as “The Maury Show.” they have witnessed in the short time that they On “The Maury Show,” there are also have monitor earth, they are quick to realize that ABOUT ROB McCONNELL: humans who have other humans tested for their Earth is a planet in peril, a planet filled with hate, anger, disease, natural disasters, social deceit with them and other members of society Rob McConnell is the host and executive by using an apparatus identified as a “Lie insecurity, social unrest, local and international producer of the internationally syndicated radio Detector.” wars where the planets occupants are destroying show The ‘X’ Zone Radio & TV Show and the This is found to very scary and themselves. publisher of The ‘X’ Chronicles Newspaper.