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Failed & Forgotten Psychic Predictions
2014 Failed and Forgotten
Psychic Predictions
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Earthquakesof 5.6 in San Diego, San
Francisco, New York, Alaska, and New
Zealand. (Shocking – moderate earthquakes in
the Pacific Ring of Fire! You don’t say!)
Late 2014: TV and telephone with
artificial intelligence systems are to be
manufactured for consumer and utilities
viewers. (What does this mean?)
Pope Francis to appoint the first woman
cardinal to the Vatican. (Did not happen, and in
fact, he said it WILL NOT)
Pope Francis hospitalized for lung
infection. (Sneaky. Knowing that the pope has
one lung, she’s hedging her bet and thinking
another infection might come up.)
Chelsea Clinton announces she is
pregnant and gives birth to a baby boy. (It was a
girl. Even with a 50/50 chance, it’s still wrong.) the Rob Ford tape and scandal, the Cronut
Last year of reign for Queen Elizabeth.
(Incorrect)
New York some land areas fall into
storm sinkholes. (There was a sinkhole, at least
one, but nothing significant.)
Stock markethits a new high after a
record low economic index. (Considering the
market has been trending up and up, this was a
sure hit.)
New minimum wage of $10 per hour.
(Where?)
Lights out for Chicago - brings the city
to a standstill. (Could not verify, though I’m
sure there was at least a few brownouts, like any
city could have.)
12 Years a Slaveto sweep the Awards
winning Best Movie (correct), Best Actor
(incorrect), Best Supporting Actor
(incorrect)/Best Supporting Actress (correct),
Best Director (incorrect), Best Original Score
(incorrect).
Best Cinematography: Gravity. (correct)
Best Actress: Cate Blanchett. (correct)
Best Foreign Film: Blue is the Warmest
Color. (incorrect)
Best Animation: The Wind Rises.
(incorrect)
Leonardo Di Caprio finally wins his first Kelley Osborne, Carol Channing, Lauren
Golden Globe for best actor for
Musical/Comedy: The Wolf of Wall Street.
Best Supporting Actor: Jared Leto.
(correct)
Best Original Screenplay: Spike Jonze.
(correct)
Adapted Screenplay: 12 Years of a
Slave. (correct)
Best Actress, Musical or Comedy: Amy
Adams. (correct)
Oprah Winfrey starts a TV station in
Africa. (There was a TV block in South Africa,
but this was announced in 2013, so it doesn’t
qualify as a 2014 prediction.)
Kate Middleton pregnant with second
child. (This is true.)
Miley Cyrus, Sandra Bullock walk
down the aisle. (Neither were married in 2014.)
Brian Williams to replace Piers Morgan
on CNN. (Nope, he was replaced with Mike
Rowe, John Walsh, Lisa Ling, Anthony
Bourdain, and Morgan Spurlock.)
Hospitalization for Charlie Rose. (Could Bacall, Loretta Lynn, Fidel Castro, Billy
not verify… not sure which Charlie Rose)
Erratic weather patterns and recorded
earth shifts, together with unusual paranormal
events could be the result of us having been
watched by other species in different
dimensions. (This doesn’t even make sense.)
New sightings and several landings of
unknown lights seen in Arizona, New Mexico,
and Alaska. (This doesn’t make sense either.)
The ghost of Nelson Mandela could
appear during a national holiday or major public
event in South Africa. (And this is just plain
ridiculous.)
Psychic Nikki
Last year Nikki predicted the Toronto Floods,
disaster CNE in Toronto as well as the scandal
on Parliament Hill. She also predicted Justin
Beiber’s problems, Daniel Day Lewis’ Oscar
win, wildfires in Australia, the split between
Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas, the
breakup of Josh Brolin and Diane Lane, the
meteor crashing in Russia, trouble at Lax, skull
of King Richard the Third found in England,
Danio Franchitti’s car accident, Paul Walker’s
crash, trouble in Syria, Prince William and Kate
being parents, trouble in Egypt, Mount Etna
erupting....
Really, she predicted all that? Good
thing we’re keeping score. Check out Psychic
Nikki’s predictions for 2013 and note how none
of the above are included (granted, she could
have made those predictions later on… but
probably didn’t).
Death and Health Watch
Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Swarzenhagger,
Conrad Black, Rob Ford, Kenney Rogers,
Valerie Harper, the Pope, Catherine Zeta Jones,
Ozzy Ozborne, Jack Nicolson, Drake, Nick
Wallenda, Kim Jung Un, Angelina Jolie, Brad
Pitt, Penny Marshall, Hillary Clinton, Doris
Day, Dario Franchaetti, Clint Eastwood, Willie
Nelson, Paul Tracey, Brittany Spears, Latoya
Jackson, John Walsh, Steven Harper, Burt
Reynolds, David Hasselhoff (The Hoff),
Bernard Madoff, Ex-President Mubarak of
Egypt, Rupert Murdoch, Mickey Rooney,
Graham, Jerry Lewis, Kirk Douglas, Joanne
Woodward, Debbie Reynolds, Barak Obama,
Zsa Zsa Gabor, Larry King, Jimmy Carter,
Barbara Bush, The Duke of Edinborough,
Shirley Temple, Bob Barker, Keith Richards,
Barry Manilow, Jackie Stallone, Charles
Manson, Nancy Reagan, Ryan Seacrest,
Leaders in Syria and Iran, Lindsay Lohan,
Charlie Sheen, Bill Clinton, Howie Mandel,
Jack Osborne, Hugh Hefner, Danny Glover,
Betty White, Prime Minister of Australia,
Woody Allen, Daniel Craig, Michelle Pfeiffer,
Sharon Osborne, Michelle Williams, Heidi
Montague, Dick Cheney, John Travolta, George
Bush Sr., Regis Philbin, Robin Williams,
Natalie Portman, George Bush Jr., Taylor Swift,
Tony Bennett, David Letterman, Justin Beiber,
Ru Paul, Selina Gomez, Tippi Hendren,
Melanie Griffith, Mick Jagger, Ed Asner, Sean
Coombs (Puff Diddy), Karl Lagerfield, Michael
Douglas, Kreskin, Donald Trump, Cloris
Leachman, Queen Elizabeth, Chaz Bono,
Madonna, Pink, Harry Belafonte, Mary Tyler
Moore, Princess Fergie, Shia La Bouef, Alice
Cooper, Carol Burnett, Steven Tyler, Mark
Anthony, Gordon Lightfoot, Avril Lavigne,
Prime Minister of England, Chris Angel
(Mindfreak), Ronnie Hawkins, Alex Trebek, Jay
Leno, Paul McCartney, Anderson Cooper,
Robert Evans, Barbara Streisand, Sir Richard
Branson, Prince William, Prince Harry, Nicole
Richie, Simon Cowell, David Copperfield, Desi
Arnaz Jr., Jayne Meadows, Monty Hall, Dale
Robertson, Angie Dickinson, David Letterman,
Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon, Christopher Plummer,
Katherine Jackson, Joe Jackson, Brittany
Spears, and Ralph Lauren.
Note from Nikki: It does not mean the
above mentioned will pass but they might have
to watch their health and also watch for danger
in their life.
(At this point, dear readers, you’re on
your own – there are simply so many predictions
made and some are so vague that it’s impossible
to keep track. Apparently, if you’re psychic, you
can simply say a few words like “power
blackout” and call that a prediction.)
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