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Hassan Jaffer

Hassan Jaffer is an interpreter of the human
mind and the question of predestiny and free
will. He combines the logic of his engineering
background with his acute sensitivity to human
nature to explain the complexities of human
experiences through astrology.
Hassan expresses his love for the Creator
and the human potential in every book he writes
and every report he makes for his clients. He
expresses his love of the highest reaches of the
mind in every CD he makes.
Hassan has been involved in various
Astro-medical research projects correlating
planetary positions and the predisposition of
various diseases and will be publishing his long-
awaited findings in his book “Astro-medical
Diagnosis”. His books include the yearly Moon
Magic series, Revelations of the Hands
The most important forecast of Hassan Disgusting Foods The
(Revelation par Les Mains) and Analysis of
was the Japan Tsunami which unfortunately
Famous Charts. Chinese Eat
materialized on March 2011 on the last day of
Although he has written over 150 books,
Uranus in Pisces, which is exactly what he had Continued from Page 77
Hassan has only published ten because he was
been warning all along. This was originally
waiting for better technology with the ability to
written in 2004 and discussed in many of his CHICKEN TESTICLES - KFC offers several
include audio and videos well. You will see
interviews (Nov 2008 and Jan 2010) which are types of chicken on the menu, but you’ll have to
many of his eBooks coming up very soon along
on the YouTube Hassan had been consistently search other places in China to find chicken
with the articles that he writes on about fifty
warning about this tsunami in his newsletters testicles. These juicy delicacies are said to
different sites!
and regrets the inability of the media to warn the enhance male prowess and improve a woman’s
Hassan has analyzed thousands of charts
public about it. skin tone. They are available in both pink and
– from Renaissance masters to Nobel Prize
AstroTrends is the only newsletter to black, and their size ranges anywhere from one
winners and uses his research to help his
publish your Client number when an article to two inches long.
extensive clientele, ranging from media
applies to you! Hassan is putting his newsletters, Their casings contain flesh making them
personalities, movie stars, politicians, Royalty,
courses and other writings online for global like little sausages. They are lightly cooked to
actors, tycoons, businessmen to anyone
access. His book Moon Magic is a practical keep them tender, and juice will ooze into your
interested in controlling their destiny. His
guide to using astrology to establish long-term mouth as you take the first bite. After boiling or
Personalized Reports and “Your Star Qualities
goals and even to plan on a daily basis! It makes frying the chicken testicles, they will offer a
and AstroTrends” tapes complement his unique
anyone their own astrologer in about five mild flavor and are best served with rice,
taped analysis.
minutes! Now Hassan has made AstroCalendar noodles, or even both.
Hassan has appeared in numerous radio
& Oracle which automates it all and is web-
and television shows as well as live call-in
based. BAT SOUP - Under the circumstances, it would
shows in Canada and the U.S., where he gets a
Hassan’s hobbies include sports, art, be remiss to exclude bat soup from this list. And
tremendous public response to his instant
painting and playing musical instruments, all of while it is unlikely that bat-eating is the cause of
analysis and accurate world predictions. Hassan
which he considers extremely important to the current Wuhan flu pandemic, it has certainly
will soon be live on the Internet with his radio
offset his own “themes”! been pushed well into the spotlight as a result.
and TV show “StarWatch”.
Hassan conducts his popular workshops Bat soup contains an entire bat placed in a soup
For more information on Hassan Jaffer, visit bowl after boiling with chicken broth. The bat is
throughout North America and also publishes a
www.astrotrends.net dissected with a knife and fork, and the broth is
personalized newsletter “AstroTrends” with
then eaten with a spoon, along with the innards
worldwide circulation to give timely and helpful
THANK YOU TO ALL THE NURSES, of the creature. Hair is present in the dish, along
advice to his subscribers. It gives insight into
DOCTORS, PARAMEDICS, POLICE
current and future World events (Hassan with the membranes of the bat’s wings.
OFFICERS, PUBLIC HEALTH The dish is allegedly rather delicious, but
accurately predicted the end of communism, end
OFFICIALS, FIREFIGHTERS,
of Apartheid and the Berlin Wall, the Gulf War we are forced to conclude that it is very
CANADIAN ARMED FORCES, CANADA unappetizing to see an entire bat floating in front
and the Internet from Nov. 1995). He has also
BORDER AGENCY, C.S.I.S., ESSENTIAL of us. The bats are also capable of carrying a
predicted the beginning of world peace by Nov.
RETAIL WORKERS, TRUCK DRIVERS
2008! This was written in the 90s and later on, number of human transmissible diseases, and
DURING THE COVID-19 WORLD WIDE the practice is considered unsustainable by many
he used the same aspects to predict an Obama
PANDEMIC AND FOR BEING THERE
landslide which will lead to the world peace! conservation organizations.
FOR US!