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May 2010_june_july_2009.qxd 31/05/2010 6:15 PM Page 3 From The ’X’ Zone Newsroom 3 Read This Palm! Another Disaster The Colorado psychic arrested you Vigo the Carpathian was exercising Fortune Tellers Missed for telling clients their demonic influence over your bank account, you can contact detectives at (303)-665-5571. Continue from Page 2 money was possessed by Why Does PETA Want to Here's are a few questions: evil spirits Rent the "Amityville Do psychics, tarot card readers, mediums, channels, tea readers,astrologers and Horror" House? other people who claims to have the gift - and now I must include those who do angel readings Opinion by PETA declare their revenue to the IRS or Revenue By Karin Bennett Canada? Do they issue receipts? Media outlets everywhere are reporting Do they collect the appropriate taxes? that a home on New York's Long Island is for Question: Why is it when I call up a sale. Why all the buzz? This house is well psychic they say "Hello?" instead of answering, known as the "Amityville Horror house," the "Hi Rob" infamous site of alleged paranormal activity Answer: They only have the ability to brought on by gruesome murders at the home as tell the future of those who are willing to listen depicted in the horror classic The Amityville to what they are saying... those who are Colorado - Nancy Marks, a psychic from Horror. desperate enough to be willing to allow the Lafayette, Colorado, was arrested for fraud Whether or not you believe in ghosts, fortune teller to manipulate their lives in one after telling clients their money was evil and there's no denying the horrors that countless way or another. that she'd take their cursed cash so the money animals suffer in factory farms before they are Psychic ability, channels, mediums, tea would suffer instead. cruelly killed in slaughterhouses. So enter readers, palmistry, communication with the PETA: We've written to the current owner to dead is nothing more than the desire of the Nancy Marks, a psychic from Lafayette, propose that we be allowed to rent the residence person who has sought out the connection with Colorado, was arrested for fraud after telling so that we can set up shop—er, haunted house. the fortune teller and nothing more. clients their "money [was] evil" and that she'd PETA's "Amityville Slaughterhouse of Horrors" That is why I do not have fortune tellers take their cursed cash so "the money would would guarantee chills (and likely some of any kind any longer on The 'X' Zone - I suffer" instead. sleepless nights) for visitors who will cannot support, nor can I tolerate their less then Marks made at least $290,000 using this experience what life and death are like for scrupulous and criminal so called "profession." scam. victims of factory farms and slaughterhouses. Send your comments to Marks - who runs a psychic reading Of course, it wouldn't be all gore and feedback@xchronicles-newspaper.com [] business creatively named Psychic Readings - horror: Our walk-through exhibit would also warned victims that malicious spirits were include an on-site café where visitors can learn haunting their bank accounts and that she would about simple, tasty alternatives to butchered The ‘X’ Zone Radio Show take the evil assets off their hands. animal bits. Her scam would've continued had a Will we be bringing the haunting real- with whistleblower named Linda not contacted life tales of tormented animals to Amityville? Rob McConnell police. According to Linda, Marks is charged We'll let you know—in the meantime, make sure your own kitchen doesn't look like a www.xzoneradiotv.com with two counts of Theft Over $20,000 and one murder scene by going vegan. [] count of Criminal Impersonation. If Marks told