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In My Expert Opinion 39 39 In My Expert Opinion Is Dowsing For Wells A - PRESS RELEASE - IN MY EXPERT IN MY EXPERT Is Dowsing For Wells A - PRESS RELEASE - Superstition Or An Singer, Songwriter, OPINION Singer, Songwriter, OPINION Superstition Or An Uncanny Ability? Record Producer, Record Producer, Uncanny Ability? Activist, Talk Show Think the experts and the Activist, Talk Show Continues from Page 26 Host J Perry Is A authorities have all the answers? Host J R R Perry Is A Man On A Mission Man On A Mission Well, they do... but often the wrong What Do You Have To Lose? ones. Will says he knows a few other farmers “Animals, which move, have limbs and who can witch, but they don’t make a big deal muscles; the Earth has no limbs and muscles, of it. He even knows a well driller who uses the hence it does not move.” technique, though he’d never admit it in public, - Scipio Chiaramonti, professor of Will says, since most well drillers think it’s mathematics baloney. University of Pisa, 1633 Gary Burner of Burner Well Drilling in McGaheysville says his company is happy to “I must confess that my imagination refuses to drill wherever the customer wants, witched or see any sort of submarine doing anything except not, so long as it’s all right with the health suffocating its crew and floundering at sea.” department. - H. G. Wells, 1902 "We neither are opposed to it or promote it," he said. “”You ain’t goin’ nowhere, son. You ought to go Burner said as many as 25 percent of the back to drivin’ a truck.” customers his company works with have their - Jim Denny, manager of the Grand Ole wells witched. People who believe in water Opry, to Elvis Presley, 1954 witching are sincere, Burner said, but "I wouldn’t do it, personally." “If excessive smoking actually plays a role in Either way, witching can’t hurt, says J.R. Perry III is on a mission to help find the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a Will. He uses a geological map, so he’s starting a cure for sickle cell anemia. J.R. has a major minor one.” motivation for his mission for a cure. J.R. has a in the same area any expert would. If you really 6 year old son who was born with this disease - The National Cancer Institute, 1954 can find water anywhere if you dig deep and he has educated himself with years of enough, what’s the harm with witching? research, networking with the medical “The horse is here to stay, but the automobile is Nickell, the paranormal investigator, community and also he has personally only a novelty - a fad.” says it’s usually not a problem. "Nevertheless, witnessed the multiple symptoms that this - Marshall Ferdinand Foch, French military any ignorance and superstition begets other disease produces in his son by the many hospital strategist, 1911 ignorance and superstition," he said. visits. J.R. has a goal to raise awareness in the Will doesn’t see it that way. He’s seen “With 50 foreign cars already on sale here, the too many informal tests where witchers have United States and in Canada for those that suffer Japanese auto industry isn’t likely to carve out a found the same spot to think there’s nothing with this disease by being involved in big slice of the U.S. market for itself.” behind the phenomenon. fundraisers for hospitals, support groups, sickle - Business Week, 1968 Besides, "It doesn’t hurt to get the map cell centers and blood banks in the fall of 2006. and have someone witch it. What do you have to J.R. Perry will launch the sickle cell “We don’t believe Jackie Robinson, colored lose?" [] anemia music tour entitled "Cure Every Cell" college star signed by the Dodgers for one of with local and national music acts. J.R. Perry their farm teams, will ever play in the big feels that sickle cell anemia disease deserves the leagues.” same amount of attention and effort put into VEGETABLE NAMES research and finding a cure just as much as the - Jimmy Powers, New York Daily News VEGETABLE NAMES sports columnist, 1945. many other diseases receive. J.R. Perry's cure ACTOIDS CABBAGE every cell tour is seeking sponsors, donations F FACTOIDS and the support of many people to help make a Originated in Asia and introduced to Europe by difference in the lives of people who suffer with Alexander the Great, about 325 B.C. The name sickle cell anemia. - Chameleon rule of thumb: If it loses a fight it comes from the Latin caput, meaning “head.” J.R. has also released a very powerful turns grey. If it wins, it turns green. It’s high in vitamin C, but contain sulphurous song entitled "Put The Guns Down" to promote compounds that, when cooked, give off odors peace in the inner cities from gun violence. - Most common plastic surgery performed on similar to rotten eggs. Each year, more people are dying from gun American men: breast reduction. violence. Portions of the proceeds for the JERUSALEM ARTICHOKES record sales will go to an organization for - Five percent of Americans say they never These sweet, starchy roots did not grow in victims of violent crimes. make their beds. Jerusalem and they are not artichokes. Native J.R. Perry's motto's are " Let's Cure Americans used them as bread. The mix-up Every Cell For Sickle Cell Anemia" and "Just - President McKinley’s pet parrot was named came when a Spanish explorer thought they Put The Guns Down For The Life Of Human Washington Post. were some kind of sunflower. Girasol(turn to Beings" and "Let's Preserve The Quality of the sun) is a “sunflower” in Spanish. An Life". - Oregon has the most number of ghost towns of American heard it as “Jerusalem.” No one any state. knows why he also added “artichoke.” If you would like to contact J.R. Perry you can - First U.S.coin to have a president on it: the CANTALOUPE visit his website at www.jrperry.voice123.com 1909 Lincoln penny. A type of muskmelon brought to Italy from or email him at jrperry3@aol.com or Armenia in the first century A.D., and grown in jrperry3@yahoo.com or -London police photographed the eyes of Jack the town of Cantalupo, which is where it gets its cureeverycell@yahoo.com the Ripper’s victims theorizing that his image name. might be recorded on their retinas.