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           End Of The World Is Not                                                                       anticipation.
                                                         D: 992–995
             New To Fake News and                        C: Various Christians                           D: 20 Feb 1524

                                                         DES: Good Friday coincided with the Feast of    C: Johannes Stöffler
                       Con Artists                       the Annunciation; this had long been believed to  DES: A planetary alignment in Pisces was seen
                                                         be the event that would bring forth the         by this astrologer as a sign of the Millennium.
          Eschatological predictions                     Antichrist, and thus the end-times, within three
                                                         years.                                          D: 1524–1526
          This section lists eschatological predictions,                                                 C: Thomas Müntzer
          mostly by religious individuals or groups. Most  D: 1 Jan 1000                                 DES: 1525 would mark the beginning of the
          predictions are related to Abrahamic religions,  C: Pope Sylvester II                          Millennium, according to this  Anabaptist. His
          with numerous predictions standing for the     DES: Various Christian clerics predicted this   followers were killed by cannon fire in an
          eschatological events described on their       date as the Millennium, including Pope          uneven battle with government troops. He died
          scriptures. Christian predictions typically refer  Sylvester II. Riots occurred in Europe and  under torture and was beheaded.
          to events like the Rapture, Great  Tribulation,  pilgrims headed east to Jerusalem.
          Last Judgment, and the Second Coming of                                                        D: 27 May 1528
          Christ.                                        D: 1033                                         C: Hans Hut
                                                         C: Various Christians                           DES: This German Anabaptist predicted the end
          D - Date CE                                    DES: Following the failure of the 1 January     would occur on this date.
          C - Claimants                                  1000, prediction, some theorists proposed that
          DES - Description                              the end would occur 1000 years after Jesus'     D: 1528
                                                         death, instead of his birth.                    C: Johannes Stöffler
          D: 66–70                                                                                       DES: A revised date from Stöffler after his 1524
          C: Simon bar Giora, Jewish Essenes             D: 1200–1260                                    prediction failed to come true.
          DES: The Jewish Essene sect of ascetics saw the  C: Joachim of Fiore
          Jewish uprising against the Romans in 66–70 in  DES: This Italian mystic determined that the   D: 19 Oct 1533
          Judea as the final end-time battle which would  Millennium would begin between 1200 and        C: Michael Stifel
          bring about the arrival of the Messiah. By the  1260.                                          DES: This mathematician calculated that
          authority of Simon, coins were minted declaring                                                Judgement Day would begin at 8:00 am on this
          the redemption of Israel.                      D: 1284                                         day.
                                                         C: Pope Innocent III
          D: 365                                         DES: Pope Innocent III (died 1216) predicted    D: 1533
          C: Hilary of Poitiers                          that the world would end 666 years after the rise  C: Melchior Hoffman
          DES: This early French bishop announced the    of Islam.                                       DES: This Anabaptist prophet predicted Christ's
          end of the world would happen during this year.                                                Second Coming to take place this year in
                                                         D: 1290 / 1335                                  Strasbourg. He claimed that 144,000 people
          D: 375–400                                     C: Joachimites                                  would be saved, while the rest of the world
          C: Martin of Tours                             DES:  After his 1260 prediction failed, the     would be consumed by fire.
          DES: This French bishop stated that the world  followers of Joachim of Fiore rescheduled the
          would end before 400 AD, writing, "There is no  end of the world to 1290 and then again to 1335.   D: 5 Apr 1534
          doubt that the Antichrist has already been born.                                               C: Jan Matthys
          Firmly established already in his early years, he  D: 1346–1351                                DES: During the Münster rebellion, this
          will, after reaching maturity, achieve supreme  C: Various Europeans                           Anabaptist leader declared that the apocalypse
          power."                                        DES: The Black Death spreading across Europe    would take place on this day.  When the day
                                                         was interpreted by many as the sign of the end of  came he led a failed attack against Franz von
          D: 500                                         times.                                          Waldeck and was decapitated.
          C: Hippolytus of Rome, Sextus Julius Africanus,
          Irenaeus                                       D: 1368–1370                                    D: 1555
          DES: All three predicted Jesus would return in  C: Jean de Roquetaillade                       C: Pierre d'Ailly
          this year, with one of the predictions being based  DES: This French alchemist predicted the   DES: Around 1400, this French theologian
          on the dimensions of Noah's Ark.               Antichrist was to come in 1366 and the          wrote that 6845 years of human history had
                                                         Millennium would begin either in 1368 or 1370.   already passed, and the end of the world would
          D: 6 Apr 793                                                                                   be in the 7000th year.
          C: Beatus of Liébana                           D: 1378
          DES: This Spanish monk prophesied the Second   C: Arnaldus de Villa Nova                       D: 1585
          Coming of Christ and the end of the world on   DES: This Joachite wrote that the Antichrist was  C: Michael Servetus
          that day in front of a large crowd of people.   to come during this year.                      DES: In his book  The Restoration of
                                                                                                         Christianity, the Spanish born reformer claimed
          D: 800                                         D: 1504                                         that the Devil's reign in this world had started in
          C: Sextus Julius Africanus                     C: Sandro Botticelli                            325 AD, at the Council of Nicea, and would last
          DES: This Christian historian revised his      DES: This painter believed he was living during  for 1260 years, thus ending in 1585.
          prediction from the year 500 to 800.           the Tribulation, and that the Millennium would
                                                         begin in three and a half years from 1500. He   D: 1588
          D: 799–806                                     wrote into his painting  The Mystical Nativity  C: Regiomontanus
          C: Gregory of Tours                            that the Devil was loose and would soon be      DES: This mathematician and astronomer
          DES: This French bishop calculated the end     chained.                                        predicted the end of the world during this year.
          would occur between 799 and 806.
                                                         D: 1 Feb 1524                                   D: 1600
          D: 847                                         C: London astrologers                           C: Martin Luther
          C: Thiota                                      DES:  A group of astrologers in London          DES: Luther, a German priest and professor of
          DES: This Christian declared in 847 that the   predicted the world would end by a flood        theology, predicted the end of the world would
          world would end that year, though later        starting in London, based on calculations made  occur no later than 1600.
          confessed the prediction was fraudulent and was  the previous June. Twenty thousand Londoners
          publicly flogged.                              left their homes and headed for higher ground in                       (Continued on Page 45)
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