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Black Mold and The Paranormal Continued from Page 9 When so-called paranormal events are looked at in the light of logic and reason, the true cause of the believed phenomena will be found and will be less sensationalistic than the paranormal offers. So, to members of the paranormal collective, the proof for a rational and logical explanation of the paranormal, based on scientific and medical research to members of a logical society, puts an end, without doubt, to the paranormal activity of ghosts, hauntings, demonic possession and other strange, weird, bizarre believed to be caused by paranormal But now, it's clear that Bigfoot is a big of this DNA test?" entities. no-show, amid grumbling from conference Dyer has claimed that he sent DNA TIP FOR GHOSTHUNTERS / attendees that it might just be a big fraud. samples of his alleged Bigfoot to an unnamed PARANORMAL RESEARCHERS: Check For "There is a large fan base in Phoenix, university for analysis. However, we've yet to Black Mold. and everybody was looking forward to us receive word on what they found -- or even who Now you can listen to The ‘X’ Zone coming," Dyer told The Huffington Post. "But has conducted the tests on what theoretically Radio Show on your mobile phone or landline things happened and we were going to go to the would stand to be evidence of a new primate by calling 213-401-0080. UFO Congress and on Friday, they said they species. The ‘X’ Zone Radio Show is also were real excited and couldn’t wait for us to The national Bigfoot tour -- dubbed the available online on iTunes, Boxee, TuneIn, come." "I Told You So" tour -- was publicized as Blubrry and of course, our broadcast archives But things didn't pan out for Dyer to kicking off this week in Phoenix, Ariz. And just website at www.xzonepodcast.com. bring his alleged Bigfoot carcass, nicknamed as quickly, amid venue confusion, the Phoenix If you have a story you would like to "Hank," to be displayed at the UFO Congress. leg of the tour was canceled, because Dyer had share, a show idea or would like to send me "It was like a bunch of confusion. I don’t nowhere to actually display Hank, reports your thoughts, just send your email to know what happened in Phoenix," Dyer said. "I WFSB.com. [] xzone@xzoneradiotv.com. wanted to go to Phoenix. If we get a venue in For the ‘X’ Zone Radio/TV Show and Phoenix, we will be happy to go back there. We FACT*oids - Strange But True! The ‘X’ Chronicles Newspaper, I am Rob love Phoenix. The only reason we’re doing this McConnell. tour is for me to bring Hank to the people, and * In 1952, Lawrence Welk received a patent for that’s it. I just hate to disappoint the people that an ashtray that looked like an accordian. Bigfoot A Big No-Show On I’m trying to show it to." * According to neuroscientists, only one brain But there are others who don't believe His National Tour Dyer's story. cell is need to spot a familiar face. * Knights who died during the crusades were "We talked with them to see whether or buried with their legs crossed. not they could have table space at our event to * Brine shrimp can survive in water that is six show off Hank, their alleged Bigfoot character, times as salty as seawater. and we decided that, because [Dyer] was a * There’s enough electricity in a single lightning known hoaxer in the past, and we’re a credible bolt to powr 10,000 electric chairs. organization, we really did not want to associate * Vinegar works as an air freshner - just place a with a situation that could very easily be another small bowlfull in a room to deodorize it. hoax," said Maureen Elsberry, a co-organizer of * 14th-century Chinese Emperors used 2-foot- the UFO Congress and co-investigator of the by-3-foot paper sheets as toilet paper. Science Channel's "Uncovering Aliens." * 71% of Americans admit to eavesdropping "We basically just told them 'no thank regularly. you,' we don’t want that at the event. We have a * The human body contains enough phosphorus full program, we have lots of people here. We 2,200 match heads. just decided to not have them here." * 2010 Study: 33% of U.S. workers are The biggest problem that has dogged chronically overworked. Meanwhile 10% are Dyer for several years is that he admitted being unemployed. part of a major Bigfoot hoax in 2008. He now * The Fatburger Fast-Food Chain sells PHOENIX -- Rick Dyer made big news after has several hurdles to jump before scientists and “Hypocrites” - veggie burgers topped with claiming that he shot and killed a Bigfoot on the the public take him seriously. bacon. outskirts of San Antonio two years ago. He sent Considering Dyer’s past involvement * Foulmouthed: 40% of American Men do not out several pictures of what looked a bit like with a Bigfoot hoax, HuffPost asked Elsberry if brush their teeth everyday. frozen remains of the legendary beast -- or at she thinks he should be given a second chance * 70% of American daycare centers use TV to least a Halloween costume he keeps in his with his latest Bigfoot claims. keep the kids entertained. freezer. And he promised a big, national tour. "Sure, people deserve a second chance, * Roman Emperor Hadrain toured this entire Dyer was supposed to kick off the tour but if you look at the fact that he’s trying to empire on foot. this week in Phoenix. And, well, we're all here profit off of this in sort of a circus sideshow, it * TASSER is an acronym for “Tom Swift’s ... waiting. But it seems like Dyer's Bigfoot has really does not look very favorably on being a Electric Rifle.” The “A” was added later. stage fright. credible situation, and the fact that he claims * In the early 19th century, celery was The Bigfoot tour was supposed to they’re doing all these DNA tests -- well, it’s considered as fancy as caviar or foir gras. coincide with the International UFO Congress been two years, allegedly. Where are the results Conference and Film Festival this week. Look for more FACT*oids in this Newspaper!