Page 3 - The 'X' Chronicles Newspaper - February 2014 Edition

2013 Failed & Forgotten Predictions 2013 Failed and Forgotten Psychic Predictions Continued from Page 2 Some of What the world’s leading psychics are predicting for 2014: • A giant sinkhole in Egypt. • Trouble around the pyramids in Egypt. They may sink. • Sinkholes worldwide. • Another marathon tragedy. • A flood in the London, England powers – perhaps blinded by faith and hope. "There's always something strange. We get lots underground. Others wilfully lie, cheat, take advantage, and of them. We've had reports of meteors, strange • Power blackout worldwide. provide false hope to their victims – who are lights in the sky -- but I have to say, in 30 years, • Empire State Building tipping. often those who need the most help. I think this is my first bigfoot," Simons • An attack at a military base in the US. Over the years I have interview chuckles. [] • A shark will kill somebody at Coney hundreds of psychics, mediums, intuitives, Island, New York. readers and every type of divination practitioner UFO expert: 'no definitive proof • Explosions and riots in Detroit, imaginable and not one of their “readings” for Michigan. me have ever come to pass. that aliens exist' • A causeway in Florida will collapse. In short, psychics are entertainers, and Sources: AP/ITN • A casino fire. what they do and say should be treated as • Partial collapse of the Coliseum in entertainment. As the last cases to be dealt with by the MoD's Rome, Italy. I wonder if psychics declare their UFO Department before it was shut down in • A great earthquake in Japan. revenue and actually pay taxes to Canada 2009 are revealed, John Wickham of the British • Terrorist attack in New York City. Revenue Agency? UFO Research Association says that "people • Earthquake in Las Vegas, Los Angeles, From everyone here at REL-MAR just want to believe in different things", when it San Francisco. McConnell Media Company, The ‘X’ Zone comes to sightings of unidentified objects. • A fire and explosion at a subway in Radio/TV Show, The ‘X’ Chronicles Britain's defence ministry shut down its New York City kills many. Newspaper, to each and every one, a very UFO unit four years ago after concluding that • A chemical attack on the United States. happy, healthy, spiritual, love filled New Year extra-terrestrials likely did not exist, and in any • Another Super Storm like Sandy and may all your dreams come true. [] case did not pose a threat, previously secret files hitting the USA, Canada and Europe. released Friday showed. • Nuclear attack on New York. Officers take 'bigfoot' prank in The Ministry of Defence (MoD) closed • Terrorist attack at the Empire State Building. its hotline in 2009 despite a trebling of reported • Meteor Strike in the US. stride sightings of Unidentified Flying Objects • A huge earthquake in the Caribbean. (UFOs) that year, many of them near national • A giant earthquake in Japan The Daily Reporter landmarks. • Terrorist attack New York City. In a briefing for then defence minister • Terrorist attack Toronto, Canada. Bigfoot had eluded capture one again, it seems. Bob Ainsworth, civil servant Carl Mantell said • Trail derailment Manitoba, Canada. Monday afternoon, a 911 call came into the UFO desk was using up increasing amounts • Niagara Falls overflowing and the Niagara the Buena Vista County Communications of staff time but had "no valuable defence River floods. Center reporting that a child had seen a output". • A meteor crashing in China. sasquatch near a home in Alta. The call was He wrote in a memo that in more than 50 • Large earthquake in Iran and China. dutifully put out over the radio, prompting a years, "no UFO sighting reported to (MoD) has • A huge earthquake and volcano eruption in double-take by scanner owners everywhere. ever revealed anything to suggest an extra- Peru. The county sheriff department's policy is terrestrial presence or military threat to the • Earthquake and tornado Oklahoma and Texas. to investigate all emergency calls. While the UK". • A great fire near the Hudson River, New York. young caller had disconnected, the dispatcher It added: "The level of resources • UFO sightings near the Hudson River. was able to trace the call by GPS to an address diverted to this task is increasing in response to • CN Tower collapsing – fire and explosion. on Highway Street. When an officer responded, a recent upsurge in reported sightings, diverting • Civil war will break out in the US. there was apparently no one home and no sign staff from more valuable defence-related of abominable snowmen or anything else activities." The Psychic “industry” is worth about 2 unusual, and attention quickly returned to less The National Archives files reveal details of billion dollars, growing 2% per year, with spectacular duties. sightings recorded in the two years before the almost 80,000 businesses in the field (almost "We're still on the search. We have UFO desk was disbanded, including those equal to the number of employees, so probably invested an exhaustive amount of manpower around the Houses of Parliament and safe to assume that many are individual and overtime," joked Sheriff's Major Doug Stonehenge. psychics). That’s a whole lot of people who are Simons Tuesday. Between 2000 to 2007, the MoD claiming to know about a whole lot of things, There was no indication that the caller received an average of 150 reports a year, but and they very, very rarely ever agree on the had actually been frightened, Simons says. 520 sightings were recorded in the 11 months to same predictions! "It's apparently just a children's prank," November 2009, according to a briefing in the Psychics don’t have any real advantage he says. files. over everyone else in society (other than being However, misuse of the emergency 911 Officials said one possible reason for the pretty good at cold reading). You don’t see system is no laughing matter, and can result in surge could have been the trend for releasing psychics ruling the world, winning the lottery, criminal charges. Officers responding to prank Chinese lanterns, which appear like floating solving impossible crimes… They don’t calls may be pulled away from other important lights in the sky. provide any real value to those who seek them, public safety duties. Many sightings were made in the and more often than not, their agenda is For the sheriff's department, the summer months by people out walking their financial…for them. "sighting" is just another footnote in the ever- dogs, having barbecues and, in one case, Some legitimately believe in their unpredictable life of local law enforcement. relaxing in a hot tub. []