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Celebrity Death Hoaxes: relationship, there's always been things that "The Script Kiddies" and posted that President
have been said that were totally not true, but this Obama had been assassinated during an Iowa
45 Famous People Who just, like, took it to a whole 'nother planet." event.

Were Reported Dead… Avril Lavigne - Rumors began circulating in Lindsay Lohan - A tweak to Lohan's Wikipedia

But Weren’t April 2003 that the "Complicated' singer killed page in July 2011 cited her death and credited
herself after her grandfather's death. And in E! News as their source – which was false. But
2017, Twitter gave new fuel to that fire, igniting the news spread, thanks to a fake Kim
From premature obituaries a conspiracy theory that the Lavigne known Kardashian Twitter account.
today is actually look-alike singer Melissa
to hoaxes and conspiracy Vandella. As the theory goes, the suits at Justin Bieber - If you believe social media,

theories, these stars turned Lavigne's label cooked up a cover-up scheme of Bieber has been "dead" more times than you can
her supposed death so they could continue to count. There were suicide rumors in 2009
out to be alive and well release her songs. (which resurfaced in 2010), along with a
shooting in a nightclub and an overdose. Then
Rosemary Rossi Will Ferrell - A fake press release posted on the there was #RIPJustinBieber, which trended on
iNewswire Web site in March 2006 claimed that Twitter in March 2012.
In that race to be first on the page, sometimes Ferrell was killed in a paragliding accident in
the media accidentally speaks too soon in Southern California when a wind gust caused Eddie Murphy - The actor/comedian has been
reporting the deaths of celebrities and public him to lose control and crash into trees. the subject of false reports of his death more
than once. On Aug. 30, 2012, he has was said to
figures. And sometimes it's not an accident, in
Steve Jobs - Bloomberg's obit of Apple founder have been killed in a snowboard accident and,
which the media or the public is often duped
Steve Jobs three years before his death in 2008 most recently, was again the subject of internet
due to ill-advised jokes, conspiracies or hoaxes,
was especially glaring considering that it was 17 buzz after the death of his brother Charlie lead
many of which went viral until people put the
pages long. The article had been updated but to mistaken identity.
rumors to rest. From slips of the tongue to
was then accidentally published. The news even
premature obituaries, here are some celebrities
who were initially reported dead, even though at briefly rattled Wall Street investors. George Soros - Reuters accidentally published
the time they were alive and well. Bloomberg's correction however didn't even list their premature obituary for billionaire George
Jobs by name. Soros on April 18, 2013, writing he had "died
XXX at age XXX." Reuters retracted the article
Paul McCartney - Conspiracy-loving Beatles
Nick Jonas - The pop singer-turned-actor was and issued a correction: "Reuters erroneously
fans believe that McCartney died in 1966 and
the victim of death hoaxes twice in 2009. One published an advance obituary of financier and
everything that's happened to "him" since then
report said he died of cardiac arrest due to philanthropist George Soros. A spokesman for
is courtesy of a look-alike and sound-alike. Not
complications with his diabetes, while another Soros said that the New York-based financier is
only that, they believe clues to McCartney's fate
said his heart stopped after a lap dance in a alive and well. Reuters regrets the error."
were revealed in songs written by fellow
musicians George Harrison and John Lennon. Dallas strip club.
Like, Lennon's "A Day in the Life," where the Celine Dion - Never-ending rumors of Dion's
lyrics "Paul is dead, miss him, miss him"… are Taylor Swift - Apparently, 2009 was not a good death on social media do not sit well with the
year for Swift. She was said to have been in a singer, in great part because each time one
said to be heard only when the song is played
fatal car accident and then, months later, died sprouts wings and flies, she has to ease her
backward.
from an allergic reaction to sleeping pills, which aging mother's fears. "The thing that worries me
spread like wildfire on Facebook and YouTube. is my mum," she said in November 2013 via
Alice Cooper - Fans of the musician got a little
In July 2016, she was once again said to be Digital Spy. "It makes me a little mad – she’s 86
confused in 1973 after reading Melody Maker
dead, presumably because of a mural by an years old and if I’m not on the phone telling her
magazine's satirical review of Cooper's concert
in the form of a mock obit. Cooper is known for Australian artist that got lots of press. It was a I’m OK four seconds after it’s on the news … it
his onstage decapitations and executions, but he portrait of the singer and the words “In loving doesn’t matter what they say, it’s the impact it
memory of Taylor Swift 1989-2016.” has on your family."
later had to issue a statement saying, "I'm alive,
and drunk as usual."
Zach Braff - The "Scrubs" actor was reported Vin Diesel - In January of 2014, Facebook was
dead in 2009 by a fake CNN.com page. The the starting point for a post that went viral about
Abe Vigoda - The first time Abe Vigoda was
perpetrator of the "joke" later posted an the death of the "Fast & Furious" actor. The post
reported dead, he was a spry 60-years-old when
apology, saying in part, "… Thanks for linked to what they said was a "news report,"
a People magazine reporter visited the wrap
(apparently) taking it lightly, since I haven't which, when clicked, requested permission to
party of "Barney Miller" in 1982 and said "the
late Abe Vigoda" wasn't there. Five years later, gotten a letter about a lawsuit yet. Just so you access the viewer's accounts. If granted, the
another reporter mistakenly referred to him as know, I'm a huge fan; that's the only reason I “RIP Vin Diesel” post was sent as spam to
made this page, believe it or not. Also, sorry for everyone on that user's friends list.
"the late Abe Vigoda." Jokes about his age and
upsetting your mother."
being dead followed him the rest of his career,
Dwayne Johnson - The Rock did not die while
and his life, because he really did pass away in
Russell Crowe - The "Gladiator" star took filming a stunt on the set of "Fast & Furious 7,"
2016 at the age of 94.
matters into his own hands in June 2010 by as was stated in an April 2014 Facebook post
tweeting, "Unable to answer tweets fell off a that went viral at the time. He nixed the report
Bob Hope - Film legend Bob Hope's death was
mountain in Austria, all over red rover. Don't and posted a Facebook message of his own that
announced five years prematurely in 1998 when
a pre-written obituary was accidentally know how I got there, but the media are never read, "Rumors of my death are false - Im still
published on the Associated Press website. wrong. G'Bye." 'Bringin' It' 24hrs a day, 7 days a week, 365 days
a year - including leap year!" A tweet of his took
Unfortunately, the erroneous report of his
Jackie Chan - "Jackie is alive and well," read a a more direct approach: "I would love to meet
"death" was then announced by the United
note on the action star’s Facebook page the person who is starting rumors of my death -
States House of Representatives live on C-Span.
following internet buzz that he died in March to show them how a dead foot feels up their
2011. “He did not suffer a heart attack and die, ass."
Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake - As a
as was reported on many social networking sites
joke, two Dallas DJs claimed a car accident took
and in online news reports.” (Continued on Page 39)
the lives of the pop stars, who were dating at the
time. "The first thing I did was call Britney," Visit The ’X’ Zone Broadcast Network
Timberlake told ABC News in 2001. "Since the Barack Obama - On July 4, 2011, Fox News' 24/7/365 Paranormal / Talk Radio
Twitter account was hacked by a group called www.XZBN.net
beginning, [when] people knew about our