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New World Orders — human condition. No semblance of a powerful
Fourth Reich has appeared in the 70 years since
Illuminati to Uber the end of World War II.

Rebunking Claim: A Fourth Reich that
acted on the same principles as the Third Reich
by Keaton Patti (World War II era), the Second Reich (World
War I era), and the First Reich (World War Z era)
would be too obvious and stopped before it
could build momentum. A successful Fourth

Who controls the world? Sure, it’s easy to Reich would have to be completely different
identify who doesn’t. The homeless don’t or else from anything history has seen. That’s why the
they’d have homes. Rhinoceroses don’t, or there Fourth Reich is Uber. Nobody expects the next
would be more than a truckload of them left. Sir great German Empire to be a revolutionary
Charles McDewitt V doesn’t because I just made transportation system, but the clues are there.
him up. However, some conspiracy theorists Uber is a German word that can be mistranslated
believe they do know who is pulling the strings to “The Fourth Reich.” Plus, you can’t walk
on the puppet known as Civilization. And no, it’s down the middle of an autobahn in Germany
not the ever powerful puppeteer union or else without seeing a hundred cars, and a car is just
puppeteers wouldn’t be the only occupation not an Uber in waiting. And the real smoking gun?
allowed to vote. My last Uber driver said he gets paid in old Nazi
Several New World Orders have been memorabilia. He said he could get money, but
theorized to exist, groups of the powerful elite the fact that Uber even makes that an option
that orchestrate every important world event in proves the Fourth Reich is alive and well and
an attempt to create an omnipotent authoritarian waiting out front for you. No need to heil a cab
world government. I will examine the claims of Conspiracy Claim: Freemasons, this time.
the conspiracy theorists and debunkers members of one of the world’s oldest secular
regarding several of these groups and join in on fraternities, have a hidden political agenda to EXTERRESTRIALS
positing who is truly calling the shots on this rule the world according to Masonic principles.
planet that I, and probably some of you, call Sacred Masonic geometric occult patterns have Conspiracy Claim: Extraterrestrials
Earth. Is it the ultra-wealthy? Is it an alien cabal? been interwoven in American architecture, from other planets or dimensions have been
Is it actually Sir Charles McDewitt V and I was currency, and symbols since the time of the living secretly amongst us, gaining positions of
wrong in thinking I made him up? Allow me to Founding Fathers as a part of plan to forge the power in governments, corporations, and
lift the fog of mystery and replace it with the fog first Masonic government before assuming total religious institutions in order to soon take over
of truth. world control. the world in one fell swoop.
Debunking Claim: Freemasonry Debunking Claim: A lack of trust in
THE DEVIL promotes rationalism, and has no belief in power governments and society in general leads
of occult symbolism. Freemasonry symbols (the conspiracy theorists to look to any easy answer
Conspiracy Claim: The Devil has given All-Seeing Eye and unfinished pyramid, etc) to explain complicated matters. Hidden aliens
a group of individuals vast wealth and power in borrowed for American seals or currency don’t and interdimensional beings are just another
return for them turning the world into the represent something insidious. Also, individual example of theorists removing the burden of
dystopian end times referenced in the Biblical Masonic lodges have vastly different beliefs and facts from their claims.
Book of Revelation. The Devil will then rule the practices. They aren’t united in one common Rebunking Claim: Malevolent alien
newfound Hell on Earth with help of the goal. species truly did infiltrate humanity years ago.
Antichrist. Rebunking Claim: Both Freemasons However, they foolish disguised themselves as
Debunking Claim: A spirit of fear has and the entire country of America have been the greatest enemy of all humans: other humans.
been created through the distortion of scripture merely the means of putting one entity into Humans can’t stand other humans, a fact the
and biblical literalism. The Book of Revelation’s power: geometry. Tired of being relegated to aliens didn’t realize until it was too late.
comforting message of the coming of the middle school math classes and high school Rampant human-on-human violence, which
Kingdom of God has been twisted into one of remedial math classes, geometry put its unbeknownst to real humans was actually
fear and panic, proving how any message can be symmetric foot down and infused itself into human-on-hidden-alien violence, wiped out all
used by conspiracy theorists to prove an symbols of power. As America and the Masons of the concealed aliens before they could enact
irrational point. attained power, so too did the most important any of their plans of domination. The NRA
Rebunking Claim: The Devil often gets and basic shapes of geometry: the sharp triangle, saved the world yet again.
a bad rap for no reason. If carrying a pitchfork the encompassing circle, and the feathery eagle.
and tricking people into eating apples is evil, By now, geometry doesn’t even need the United TRANSHUMANIST AGENDA
then every single farmer should be locked in a States or the Freemasons. Shapes have pervaded
church and pelted with holy water balloons. into every aspect of life. From the money we use Conspiracy Claim: A global power elite
Plus, even if Satan is a little less than perfect, he (rectangles!), to the phones we carry is secretly pushing a transhumanist agenda to
gets things done. I’ve never heard of a single (rectangles!), to the squares we draw become a post-human ruling class, combining
hiccup in the management and operations of (technically rectangles!), geometry has us from biology, technology, and artificial intelligence.
Hell. He runs a tight and efficient ship of the every angle. Through human enhancement technologies they
damned. So the Devil very well may be putting will approach the concept of an artificial
people into places of wealth and power, but he’s THE FOURTH REICH: singularity, and normal, unenhanced humans
only going to give us the best of the best. Satan’s will be left behind to perish.
merely a management consultant, putting us in Conspiracy Claim: After the Second Debunking Claim: Many influential
the greatest and most able hands. He gets a few World War, a group of ex-Nazis bonded together politicians are outspoken bioconservatives
souls, sure, and he may be sending us ultimately to bring about a Fourth Reich. They have been against the idea of human enhancement.
towards a dystopian Hell World, that’s a given, working behind the scenes to keep Nazi Proposed bans on human cloning and selective
but until we get there, things are going to run practices of heightened militarism, propaganda, genetic engineering prove that a transhumanist
smoother and smoother and as a planet we’ll be spying, and imperialism alive in all countries movement has not gained traction.
raking in the J.D. Power awards. until they can take supreme control. Rebunking Claim: The next President
Debunking Claim: The “Nazi” will be a giant BlackBerry, but nothing will
THE FREEMASONS: practices listed above existed long before the change. []
Nazis and are ingrained in politics and the