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13 Roswell UFO Festival - 2009 13 Roswell UFO Festival - 2009 Roswell UFO Festival - since may people forget to change their cruise FROM ROSWELL FROM ROSWELL Roswell UFO Festival - Day 0-1- First control, as was my case, from 75 to 65 mph. UFO FESTIVALS OF Day 0-1- First UFO FESTIVALS OF I tried to get a picture, but he refused. encounter with an alien "Our kind is not known for being nice and it DAYS GONE BY encounter with an alien DAYS GONE BY would be out of character for me to allow a By Larry Rimbert photo to be published! Besides," he continued By Larry Rimbert "I've read your articles, good job, but I don't want to be associated with the likes of the other aliens!" He then told me of a UFO he'd seen and chased at a speed of up to over 100 mpg, years ago. He further told me that if I wanted good UFO stories to contact the local sheriff's office as they have seen lots of UFOs. I was happy that my readership extended this far, I reached over to put my driver's information away and then as I looked up, he was gone!!! I'm not sure if this was real or just a dream, but the ticket in my hand was just too revealing! As quickly as he had come, the So here I am, driving down Highway "alien" was gone! Getting stopped by a local 25, south to Roswell and just minding my own Sheriff's patrol car! It can't get more "alien" business, I found some great tunes on the radio than that! (Lou Rawls -You'll Never Find a Love Like So, I get back on the road to Roswell - Mine -very appropriate for the moment- LOL!) this time at 65 mph. Not exactly warp speed but and then I turn on to South Highway 84. Again it will get me there! I've had just too much minding my own business - when all of a excitement for the day!! Somehow, I have to sudden I see it . . right if front of me! I was as make up for missing time! As I reach my big as a large SUV, brown in color red lights destination, I check in and then meet up with my everywhere, flashing. assistant. Kathy has lived in Roswell for almost If seemed to come out of nowhere! I 20 years. She has been kind enough to take off quickly slowed down from my speed, going the work to show me around and show me the limit of 75, and I noticed that there were road preparations underway, the museum, the signs in front of me warning of road work Roswell hangers, the convention center and ahead. This UFO passed me and I looked in the local sites. Kathy will help me visit and take rear-view mirror as it turned and was now pictures of the festivities. Then I am back to coming towards me My heart rapidly beating, getting my game plan ready for tomorrow. I wasn't sure if I should pull over and hope it As do many of the Roswellites, ( is that would pass in front of me or if I should try to right? Maybe it's Roswell - aliens?) they take race to some shelter! The sun was blinding me; this WORLD event in stride. I say "WORLD" I couldn't make out its appearance. Was it a event because I am told that there are people cigar shape? coming from the U.K., Australia and Canada! From out of nowhere this towering Some, as a result of my articles! I will shadow of a figure was at my car door! The sun definitely go see the vendors setting up, the still in my eyes, I could not ascertain if it was a convention center and the Miss Roswell UFO Gray, a Reptilian, or what it was. A BROWN? Festival tonight! Also, I'll get me a temporary Never read about this type, but it was hideous phone. I transferred from Verizon because of nonetheless! It peered at me through it's dark terrible customer service. I was happy with black eyes! Cricket until they told me I would have service "Do you know how fast you were here, but I found out I don't! I hope a CEO going?", it asked? It was attempting to from either Verizon or Cricket reads this and I'll communicate. I remarked, "In miles per hour or tell them what I really think of their service! IF light years?" I smiled. My comment did merit a you know of a good, reliable and inexpensive smirk out of it! I knew then that it was friendly! cell service, let me know! I continued, "I believe I was going the speed Now I am wondering . . . Am I in the limit." . . .trying to get out of there with the least right place? MUFON reported that for the possible damage! Still blinded by the sunlight, Month of June, out of 356 reports of UFO only to see a shadow of the "alien". He retorted, sightings, 26 were in Colorado and only 9 were "The speed limit changes from 75 on the federal in New Mexico? Maybe the extraterrestrials highway to 65 on the state highway!" decided to hold THEIR convention elsewhere! "OUCH!!" I remarked! "You're hurting If so, I'll find it! Watch for my next report and me already, and I haven't even gotten out of the I'll tell you how the day goes - the day before vehicle! You aren't going to do any thing like . the festivities begin! [] . . like . . . an alien probe are you?" I asked, fearing of what the answer may be! "Please don't take me to the 'Mother ship'" I begged! I was really hoping to get away with only a warning. "No, but I am going to give you an "implant" and charge you for speeding! Sign here!", he said. I saw the smirk change to a full grin! He was taking pleasure in my discomfort! He couldn't even let me go with a warning. Geez! What a racket they have at that intersection! I'm told it happens frequently