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43 Top 10 Conspiracy Theories 43 Top 10 Conspiracy Theories Top 10 Conspiracy IT'S A CRITICAL TIME OF YEAR APEX Top 10 Conspiracy APEX Theories FOR PETS STRATEGIC Theories STRATEGIC Continued from Page 41 The Hamilton Academy of Veterinary INVESTIGATION dog owners in the city and surrounding area that, INVESTIGATION Medicine (HAVM) would like to remind cat and The Reptilian Elite with the return of spring and the mosquitoes, it is The Reptilian Elite GROUP again time to have your pets tested for heartworm GROUP and to start them on their monthly Heartworm Prevention. For over thirty years, Apex Huge increase in the incidence of Strategic Investigations Group has been Heartworm disease active in the United States and abroad The members of The Hamilton Academy of conducting investigative research and Veterinary Medicine (HAVM) are extremely special operations for attorneys, insurance concerned. In 2008 there was a 10 fold increase in companies, corporations, financial the number of "seen and treated" cases of institutions, government and law Heartworm disease in Hamilton. This dramatic enforcement agencies, and other increase was particularly evident in dogs that were investigative firms. imported into Canada from heartworm endemic areas of the United States, specifically but not Our extensive experience and limited to the state of Louisiana. If you adopted a dog, from any source, that was from the United cutting edge techniques have led us to States as a hurricane rescue dog it is imperative that winning strategies for our clients' you see a veterinarian and discuss the current intelligence, litigation and business needs. protocol to insure your pet is heartworm negative and how to protect them in the future. The staff at Apex Strategic Even if you were told that your dog was Investigations Group is composed of They are among us. Blood-drinking, tested negative prior to adoption it is still imperative experienced, multilingual professionals flesh-eating, shape-shifting extraterrestial that you see a veterinarian. Many of these dogs were from a variety of fields, including legal, imported only having had one negative heartworm reptilian humanoids with only one objective in test. law enforcement, electronics, finance, their cold-blooded little heads: to enslave the TESTING FOR YOUR PET intelligence, computer science and human human race. They are our leaders, our corporate The American Heartworm Society's current resources. executives, our beloved Oscar-winning actors protocol for dogs, 8 months of age and older, coming Our staff is competent and and Grammy-winning singers, and they're from heartworm endemic areas, requires that the dog committed. We make full utilization of responsible for the Holocaust, the Oklahoma have three negative heartworm tests. The initial test each individual's unique strengths and City bombings and the 9/11 attacks ... at least should be followed up with a second test at 4 months abilities in order to provide the highest according to former BBC sports reporter David and the final test at 9 months, after the initial test. level of services and quality of results. Ickes, who became the poster human for the During this period the dog should also be on a monthly heartworm preventative. theory in 1998 after publishing his first book, HEARTWORM DISEASE IS A The Apex Strategic Investigations The Biggest Secret, which contained interviews DEVASTATING AND COSTLY DISEASE Group is available to assist you around the with two Brits who claimed the royal family are The Hamilton Academy of Veterinary clock. nothing more than reptiles with crowns. (Picture Medicine (HAVM) does not want to see any family Dracula meets Swamp Thing). lose their family pet to this preventable disease. It is Please feel free to call us to discuss The conspiracy theorist and New Age still possible for us to control this disease in Ontario. any of your investigative or security needs. philosopher, who only wore turquoise for a time 1) If you have a dog, see your veterinarian and insisted on being called "Son of God- now for a heartworm test. A.S.I.G. has been and is an active 2) If you have adopted a hurricane dog see Head," says these "Anunnaki" (the reptiles) your veterinarian and advise them. member of a wide variety information have controlled humankind since ancient times; 3) If you are planning to adopt a hurricane groups. they count among their number Queen dog or any dog from a heartworm endemic area of Elizabeth, George W. Bush, Henry Kissinger, the United States, be aware that unless they have had The following is a list of A.S.I.G.'s Bill and Hillary Clinton and Bob Hope. 3 negative heartworm tests, and have been on main areas of investigation, research, and Encroaching on other conspiracy theorists' monthly preventative during the entire time, there is analysis. Click the areas of specialization territory, he even claims that the lizards are a very good chance that they may be heartworm to see a more specific area of service. behind secret societies like the Freemasons and positive. Worldwide Heartworm is difficult and can be expensive the Illuminati. Since earning the dubious title of to treat. If you are contemplating adopting a dog Financial * Investigations Locates * Field * Background "paranoid of the decade" in the late 1990s, Icke from Louisiana it is important to ask about the dog's Investigations * Corporate Security * has written several books on the topic, including testing and treatment before you commit. Forensic Computer Investigations * his latest work The David Icke Guide to the Your veterinarian is your best resource for Specialized Services and Searches * Global Conspiracy, while operating his own understanding and managing this disease. We care Executive Protection * Expert Testimony website — complete with merchandise and about your pet's well being. Apex Strategic advertisements. Apex Strategic For more information contact: Investigations Group DR JAYSEN RAND / PAUL Dr. M. Mogavero Investigations Group BONDORA UPDATE 905 577 5345 578 Washington Blvd. mogydvm@hotmail.com 578 Washington Blvd. Suite 500 Linda Dorf with Dick Clark Company, in an Dr. V. Hetram Suite 500 email to Rob McConnell and telephone 905 765 6206 Marina del Rey, CA Marina del Rey, CA conversation said the following about the music vinny@mountaincable.net 90292 claims of Jaysen Rand / Paul Bondora and the 90292 claim of the Dick Clark LA Music Award: Dr. R. Sterling “No such thing as the Dick Clark LA 905 664 4888 Voice: 1.310.663.0257 Music Awards. His name (Jaysen Rand and/or liz-catvet@hotmail.com Voice: 1.310.663.0257 Paul Bondora) does not register with anyone here.” Dr. L. O'Brien SleuthOne@worldfind.biz Further updates to come. [] 905 387 4151 SleuthOne@worldfind.biz liz-catvet@hotmail.com