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Ed & Lorraine Warren Exposed as Frauds                                                                                       55





                 Every Time Ed &

             Lorraine Warren Were

           Exposed As Total Frauds



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                 Primarily, the current owner of the
          supposedly haunted/possessed house, Norma
          Sutcliffe, researched the history of her home and
          discovered many factual errors presented as
          truth by the Perron family, the  Warrens, and
          subsequently the filmmakers behind  The
          Conjuring (she also sued Warner Bros. due to an
          influx of trespassers following the film's
          release). Sutcliffe produced a video detailing her
          research, which alleges - among other things -
          that the "witch" featured in the film, Bathsheba
          Sherman, was anything but, and that any Satanic
          worship, infant sacrifices, or general witchery
          was pure fabrication. Sutcliffe's evidence is  by the  Warrens to help shape the Snedeker's show signs of improvement, especially after the
          further detailed by Andy Smith in an article for  narrative.  According to Benjamin Radford, boy was placed into counseling and moved to a
          the Providence Journal, and it is corroborated by  writing for Live Science, Garton told Horror private school for children with psychological
          J'aime Rubio on the investigative blog         Bound magazine he "interviewed all the family and other issues. But Johnson was not so lucky,
          Dreaming Casually.                             members about their experiences, and soon as apparently a few of the demons exorcised
                 Much like the Lutzes, the Perron family  realized that there was a problem: 'I found that from David's body entered his, eliciting growls
          (alongside the  Warrens, of course) always     the accounts of the individual Snedekers didn't and hisses similar to his soon-to-be brother-in-
          maintained the veracity of their claims, and   quite mesh.  They couldn't keep their stories law's, as well as slipping into "trances" off and
          perhaps they truly encountered something       straight. I went to Ed [Warren] with this on for a period of months before killing Bono
          unexplainable that terrified them. It should be  problem. "Oh, they're crazy," he said..."You've with a five-inch pocket knife, stabbing the man
          clear, however, that at least some of the      got some of the story - just use what works and over and over as Debbie Glatzel watched.
          backstory surrounding their haunting is made-  make the rest up... Just make it up and make it        The "Devil Made Me Do It" plea didn't
          up.                                            scary.""                                        work for Judge Robert Callahan or the jury, and
                                                                 Moreover, according to investigator Joe Johnson eventually went to prison for his crime.
          Snedeker Family Haunting                       Nickell in the June 2009 issue of Skeptical Years later, in 2007, Carl Glatzel, David's older
                                                         Inquirer, neighbors of the Snedeker family (as brother, attempted to sue Lorraine Warren and
          This case inspired the Hollywood film  A well as Garton again) attributed most of the Gerald Brittle, author of the requisite "true
          Haunting in Connecticut, which Lorraine paranormal happenings to the family's serious story" book  The Devil in Connecticut for
          Warren reportedly detested for its alleged drug and alcohol abuse. All signs seem to point unspecified damages. As part of his suit, Glatzel
          inaccuracy, stating "It's embarrassing. Do you less toward a family legitimately terrorized by claims his family was manipulated by the
          know the amount of time and effort that we put an evil spirit, and more toward the  Warrens Warrens, that they and Brittle "concocted a
          into that case? Do you know how many trying to create another Amityville phenomenon. phony story about demons in an attempt to get
          meetings with the clergy we had to finally bring                                               rich and famous at [their] expense"—none more
          closure to the family?" (The  Warrens are The "Devil Made Me Do It" Case                       so than little David, whose mental illness he
          notoriously staunch Catholics, and most of their                                               feels was exploited for monetary gain. Of
          investigations centered around families of the  According to a contemporary article from       course, it should be noted that the Warrens and
          same faith - which, for them is apparently the  People magazine by Lynne Baranski, in 1981,    the other Glatzels might not be the only the only
          "one true faith," if we're to interpret Ed's   Arne Cheyenne Johnson was arrested and tried    ones looking for a little moolah off the
          somewhat anti-Semitic remarks correctly.)      for murdering his landlord,  Alan Bono. His     experience: Carl reportedly wrote his own tell-
                 According to Lorraine, the REAL story   defense argued that Johnson was not in control  all book, Alone Through the Valley, with Francis
          of  A Haunting in Connecticut involved the     of his actions, not by reason of insanity, but by  Richards. The book doesn't seem to be available
          Snedeker family, who purchased a home for a    way of demonic possession.                      for purchase, but there's an excerpt still available
          knockout price and at a convenient location to         See, Johnson's fiancée Debbie Glatzel   on an old Geocities site.
          the hospital, where their son was receiving    had a little brother, David, 11 years old at the
          treatment for cancer. Of course, it turns out the  time, who, after being visited by "a man with big The Enfield Poltergeist
          home's perfection was too good to be true, as it  black eyes" that bore a striking resemblance to
          was formerly a funeral home, where the         Satan, began showing signs that he was no These events, beginning in August of 1977 in
          morticians were rumored to have been caught in  longer himself - gaining 60 pounds, growling Enfield, a suburb of London, and petering out
          acts of necrophilia.  This naturally meant the  and hissing, involuntary spasming, speaking in sometime in 1979, are the basis for the 2016 film
          place was haunted, and the family began        strange voices, and "reciting passages from the The Conjuring 2, depicting the further
          experiencing the usual strange sounds, demonic  Bible or from Milton's Paradise Lost."         adventures of Ed and Lorraine Warren. Much of
          entities, possessions, and whatnot.                    Rather than seeking psychiatric help their work investigating the Hodgson home
                 If this overall scenario sounds familiar, it  immediately, the Glatzels first brought in a appeared  in  The    Demonologist:     The
          should: it's more or less the same narrative   priest to bless their house; when that didn't Extraordinary Career of Ed and Lorraine Warren
          shaping  The  Amityville Horror and  The       work, guess who they called? Enter the Warrens, by Gerald Brittle, the same man who wrote The
          Conjuring - family moves into house, is        who began making regular visits to the Glatzel Devil in Connecticut for the Warrens a few years
          terrorized by demons. And like those cash cows,  house, bringing with them more priests and later.
          the Snedeker Haunting came with its own book,  performing "three lesser exorcisms." Ed Warren                         (Continued on Page 56)
          In a Dark Place: The Story of a True Haunting,  commented that he and Lorraine knew "there
          which is credited as written by Ed and Lorraine  were 43 demons in the boy." While the priests Are you a skeptic or a believer, send me your
          Warren, Carmen Reed,  Al Snedeker, and Ray     involved denied any exorcisms had actually email - publisher@xchroniclesnewspaper.com
          Garton. The latter (a horror novelist) was hired  transpired in the Glatzel home, David began to
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