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2014 Failed and Forgotten • Earthquakesof 5.6 in San Diego, San dimensions. (This doesn’t even make sense.)
Francisco, New York, Alaska, and New • New sightings and several landings of
Psychic Predictions Zealand. (Shocking – moderate earthquakes in unknown lights seen in Arizona, New Mexico,
the Pacific Ring of Fire! You don’t say!) and Alaska. (This doesn’t make sense either.)
(Cont’d from Page 14) • Late 2014: TV and telephone with • The ghost of Nelson Mandela could
artificial intelligence systems are to be appear during a national holiday or major public
• The alternative digital currency, Bitcoin, manufactured for consumer and utilities event in South Africa. (And this is just plain
will crash due to a well-placed virus that affects viewers. (What does this mean?) ridiculous.)
the algorithm. (Sort of, but it’s been going • Pope Francis to appoint the first woman
downhill since 2013). cardinal to the Vatican. (Did not happen, and in Psychic Nikki
• A scandal over a Nobel Peace Prize fact, he said it WILL NOT)
nominee will be reported in the news that the • Pope Francis hospitalized for lung Last year Nikki predicted the Toronto Floods,
commission may consider taking the prize back infection. (Sneaky. Knowing that the pope has the Rob Ford tape and scandal, the Cronut
from them. (No, it was awarded without one lung, she’s hedging her bet and thinking disaster CNE in Toronto as well as the scandal
controversy.) another infection might come up.) on Parliament Hill. She also predicted Justin
• New protruding land masses or islands • Chelsea Clinton announces she is Beiber’s problems, Daniel Day Lewis’ Oscar
will start to form around Hawaii, Southeast pregnant and gives birth to a baby boy. (It was a win, wildfires in Australia, the split between
Asia, and the Bahamas over the next year, girl. Even with a 50/50 chance, it’s still wrong.) Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas, the
sparking renewed interest in the legend of • Last year of reign for Queen Elizabeth. breakup of Josh Brolin and Diane Lane, the
Atlantis. (Atlantis, really? Didn’t happen). (Incorrect) meteor crashing in Russia, trouble at Lax, skull
• New York City will move to limit the • New York some land areas fall into of King Richard the Third found in England,
number and types of pets that people can own in storm sinkholes. (There was a sinkhole, at least Danio Franchitti’s car accident, Paul Walker’s
town. (As far as I could find, this already has one, but nothing significant.) crash, trouble in Syria, Prince William and Kate
been in place since 2009.) • Stock markethits a new high after a being parents, trouble in Egypt, Mount Etna
• President Obama will pardon people record low economic index. (Considering the erupting, a beaver eating man in (Really, she
that have been imprisoned for non-violent market has been trending up and up, this was a predicted all that? Good thing we’re keeping
marijuana drug offenses. (In December 2013, he sure hit.) score. Check out Psychic Nikki’s predictions
did this, so it should be no surprise if a few more • New minimum wage of $10 per hour. for 2013 and note how none of the above are
were pardoned in 2014) (Where?) included (granted, she could have made those
• Tragedy surrounding long-time actor • Lights out for Chicago - brings the city predictions later on… but probably didn’t).
Michael Douglas seen, which could be an to a standstill. (Could not verify, though I’m
accident or illness. (He came out has having sure there was at least a few brownouts, like any Death and Health Watch
tongue cancer in 2013, and reconciled with city could have.)
Catherine Zeta Jones in 2014 – whatever that’s • 12 Years a Slaveto sweep the Awards Sylvester Stallone, Arnold
worth.) winning Best Movie (correct), Best Actor
• The original 1969 USA moon landing (incorrect), Best Supporting Actor Swarzenhagger, Conrad Black, Rob Ford,
site will be reported as damaged or vandalized (incorrect)/Best Supporting Actress (correct),
by another country that lands on the moon. Best Director (incorrect), Best Original Score Kenney Rogers, Valerie Harper, the Pope,
(Didn’t happen.) (incorrect).
• Best Cinematography: Gravity. (correct) Catherine Zeta Jones, Ozzy Ozborne, Jack
Judy Hevenly • Best Actress: Cate Blanchett. (correct)
• Best Foreign Film: Blue is the Warmest Nicolson, Drake, Nick Wallenda, Kim Jung Un,
Judy Hevenly is a teacher, astrologer, and Color. (incorrect)
writer, whose forecasts have appeared in many • Best Animation: The Wind Rises. Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Penny Marshall,
publications and newspapers worldwide. Her (incorrect)
clientele includes royalty, former presidents, • Leonardo Di Caprio finally wins his first Hillary Clinton, Doris Day, Dario Franchaetti,
Hollywood movie stars, and heads of state. Judy Golden Globe for best actor for
was also called in to work at the O.J. Simpson Musical/Comedy: The Wolf of Wall Street. Clint Eastwood, Willie Nelson, Paul Tracey,
trial. She is featured in the book, The 100 Top • Best Supporting Actor: Jared Leto.
Psychics in America. (correct) Brittany Spears, Latoya Jackson, John Walsh,
• Pinterest purchased by Google, • Best Original Screenplay: Spike Jonze.
Facebook, or Linkedin. (Did not happen.) (correct) Steven Harper, Burt Reynolds, David
• Brazil wins 2014 World Soccer. (No, • Adapted Screenplay: 12 Years of a
Germany won. Brazil was crushed by Germany Slave. (correct) Hasselhoff (The Hoff), Bernard Madoff, Ex-
7-1 and didn’t make the final.) • Best Actress, Musical or Comedy: Amy
• New storms and quakes in South Pacific Adams. (correct) President Mubarak of Egypt, Rupert Murdoch,
Southeast Asia. (Isn’t this obvious?) • Oprah Winfrey starts a TV station in
• Hillary to announce her run for the Africa. (There was a TV block in South Africa, Mickey Rooney, Kelley Osborne, Carol
Presidency mid-year. (She didn’t, though may but this was announced in 2013, so it doesn’t
decide in 2015). qualify as a 2014 prediction.) Channing, Lauren Bacall, Loretta Lynn, Fidel
• In medical research, breakthrough for • Kate Middleton pregnant with second
heart failure treatment, also a cure for staph child. (This is true.) Castro, Billy Graham, Jerry Lewis, Kirk
related skin infections and hepatitis C. (Quite • Miley Cyrus, Sandra Bullock walk
general – there’s still no known cure for Hep C down the aisle. (Neither were married in 2014.) Douglas, Joanne Woodward, Debbie Reynolds,
though) • Brian Williams to replace Piers Morgan
• Vladimir Putin wins Nobel prize for his on CNN. (Nope, he was replaced with Mike Barak Obama, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Larry King,
part in Syria. (He did not.) Rowe, John Walsh, Lisa Ling, Anthony
• Scotland breaks away from United Bourdain, and Morgan Spurlock.) Jimmy Carter, Barbara Bush, The Duke of
Kingdom and becomes independent. (Nope, • Hospitalization for Charlie Rose. (Could
they voted to stay.) not verify… not sure which Charlie Rose) Edinborough, Shirley Temple, Bob Barker,
• New labor laws implemented to take • Erratic weather patterns and recorded
care of homeless people in USA. (Very difficult earth shifts, together with unusual paranormal Keith Richards, Barry Manilow, Jackie
to verify since laws could have been made any events could be the result of us having been
any state that would “take care” of homeless watched by other species in different Stallone, Charles Manson, Nancy Reagan, Ryan
people.)
Seacrest, Leaders in Syria and Iran, Lindsay
Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Bill Clinton, Howie
Mandel, Jack Osborne, Hugh Hefner, Danny
Glover, Betty White, Prime Minister of
Australia, Woody Allen, Daniel Craig, Michelle
Pfeiffer, Sharon Osborne, Michelle Williams,
Heidi Montague, Dick Cheney, John Travolta,
George Bush Sr., Regis Philbin, Robin
Williams, Natalie Portman, George Bush Jr.,
Taylor Swift, Tony Bennett, David Letterman,
Justin Beiber, Ru Paul, Selina Gomez, Tippi
Hendren, Melanie Griffith, Mick Jagger, Ed
Asner, Sean Coombs (Puff Diddy), Karl
Lagerfield, Michael Douglas, Kreskin, Donald
Trump, Cloris Leachman, Queen Elizabeth,
Chaz Bono, Madonna, Pink, Harry Belafonte,
Mary Tyler Moore, Princess Fergie, Shia La
Bouef, Alice Cooper, Carol Burnett, Steven
Tyler, Mark Anthony, Gordon Lightfoot,
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