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2014 Failed and Forgotten                            • Earthquakesof 5.6 in San Diego, San               dimensions. (This doesn’t even make sense.)
                                                     Francisco, New York, Alaska, and New                • New sightings and several landings of
    Psychic Predictions                              Zealand. (Shocking – moderate earthquakes in        unknown lights seen in Arizona, New Mexico,
                                                     the Pacific Ring of Fire! You don’t say!)           and Alaska. (This doesn’t make sense either.)
          (Cont’d from Page 14)                      • Late 2014: TV and telephone with                  • The ghost of Nelson Mandela could
                                                     artificial intelligence systems are to be           appear during a national holiday or major public
• The alternative digital currency, Bitcoin,         manufactured for consumer and utilities             event in South Africa. (And this is just plain
will crash due to a well-placed virus that affects   viewers. (What does this mean?)                     ridiculous.)
the algorithm. (Sort of, but it’s been going         • Pope Francis to appoint the first woman
downhill since 2013).                                cardinal to the Vatican. (Did not happen, and in    Psychic Nikki
• A scandal over a Nobel Peace Prize                 fact, he said it WILL NOT)
nominee will be reported in the news that the        • Pope Francis hospitalized for lung                Last year Nikki predicted the Toronto Floods,
commission may consider taking the prize back        infection. (Sneaky. Knowing that the pope has       the Rob Ford tape and scandal, the Cronut
from them. (No, it was awarded without               one lung, she’s hedging her bet and thinking        disaster CNE in Toronto as well as the scandal
controversy.)                                        another infection might come up.)                   on Parliament Hill. She also predicted Justin
• New protruding land masses or islands              • Chelsea Clinton announces she is                  Beiber’s problems, Daniel Day Lewis’ Oscar
will start to form around Hawaii, Southeast          pregnant and gives birth to a baby boy. (It was a   win, wildfires in Australia, the split between
Asia, and the Bahamas over the next year,            girl. Even with a 50/50 chance, it’s still wrong.)  Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas, the
sparking renewed interest in the legend of           • Last year of reign for Queen Elizabeth.           breakup of Josh Brolin and Diane Lane, the
Atlantis. (Atlantis, really? Didn’t happen).         (Incorrect)                                         meteor crashing in Russia, trouble at Lax, skull
• New York City will move to limit the               • New York some land areas fall into                of King Richard the Third found in England,
number and types of pets that people can own in      storm sinkholes. (There was a sinkhole, at least    Danio Franchitti’s car accident, Paul Walker’s
town. (As far as I could find, this already has      one, but nothing significant.)                      crash, trouble in Syria, Prince William and Kate
been in place since 2009.)                           • Stock markethits a new high after a               being parents, trouble in Egypt, Mount Etna
• President Obama will pardon people                 record low economic index. (Considering the         erupting, a beaver eating man in (Really, she
that have been imprisoned for non-violent            market has been trending up and up, this was a      predicted all that? Good thing we’re keeping
marijuana drug offenses. (In December 2013, he       sure hit.)                                          score. Check out Psychic Nikki’s predictions
did this, so it should be no surprise if a few more  • New minimum wage of $10 per hour.                 for 2013 and note how none of the above are
were pardoned in 2014)                               (Where?)                                            included (granted, she could have made those
• Tragedy surrounding long-time actor                • Lights out for Chicago - brings the city          predictions later on… but probably didn’t).
Michael Douglas seen, which could be an              to a standstill. (Could not verify, though I’m
accident or illness. (He came out has having         sure there was at least a few brownouts, like any   Death and Health Watch
tongue cancer in 2013, and reconciled with           city could have.)
Catherine Zeta Jones in 2014 – whatever that’s       • 12 Years a Slaveto sweep the Awards               Sylvester  Stallone,    Arnold
worth.)                                              winning Best Movie (correct), Best Actor
• The original 1969 USA moon landing                 (incorrect), Best Supporting Actor                  Swarzenhagger, Conrad Black, Rob Ford,
site will be reported as damaged or vandalized       (incorrect)/Best Supporting Actress (correct),
by another country that lands on the moon.           Best Director (incorrect), Best Original Score      Kenney Rogers, Valerie Harper, the Pope,
(Didn’t happen.)                                     (incorrect).
                                                     • Best Cinematography: Gravity. (correct)           Catherine Zeta Jones, Ozzy Ozborne, Jack
Judy Hevenly                                         • Best Actress: Cate Blanchett. (correct)
                                                     • Best Foreign Film: Blue is the Warmest            Nicolson, Drake, Nick Wallenda, Kim Jung Un,
Judy Hevenly is a teacher, astrologer, and           Color. (incorrect)
writer, whose forecasts have appeared in many        • Best Animation: The Wind Rises.                   Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Penny Marshall,
publications and newspapers worldwide. Her           (incorrect)
clientele includes royalty, former presidents,       • Leonardo Di Caprio finally wins his first         Hillary Clinton, Doris Day, Dario Franchaetti,
Hollywood movie stars, and heads of state. Judy      Golden Globe for best actor for
was also called in to work at the O.J. Simpson       Musical/Comedy: The Wolf of Wall Street.            Clint Eastwood, Willie Nelson, Paul Tracey,
trial. She is featured in the book, The 100 Top      • Best Supporting Actor: Jared Leto.
Psychics in America.                                 (correct)                                           Brittany Spears, Latoya Jackson, John Walsh,
• Pinterest purchased by Google,                     • Best Original Screenplay: Spike Jonze.
Facebook, or Linkedin. (Did not happen.)             (correct)                                           Steven Harper, Burt Reynolds, David
• Brazil wins 2014 World Soccer. (No,                • Adapted Screenplay: 12 Years of a
Germany won. Brazil was crushed by Germany           Slave. (correct)                                    Hasselhoff (The Hoff), Bernard Madoff, Ex-
7-1 and didn’t make the final.)                      • Best Actress, Musical or Comedy: Amy
• New storms and quakes in South Pacific             Adams. (correct)                                    President Mubarak of Egypt, Rupert Murdoch,
Southeast Asia. (Isn’t this obvious?)                • Oprah Winfrey starts a TV station in
• Hillary to announce her run for the                Africa. (There was a TV block in South Africa,      Mickey Rooney, Kelley Osborne, Carol
Presidency mid-year. (She didn’t, though may         but this was announced in 2013, so it doesn’t
decide in 2015).                                     qualify as a 2014 prediction.)                      Channing, Lauren Bacall, Loretta Lynn, Fidel
• In medical research, breakthrough for              • Kate Middleton pregnant with second
heart failure treatment, also a cure for staph       child. (This is true.)                              Castro, Billy Graham, Jerry Lewis, Kirk
related skin infections and hepatitis C. (Quite      • Miley Cyrus, Sandra Bullock walk
general – there’s still no known cure for Hep C      down the aisle. (Neither were married in 2014.)     Douglas, Joanne Woodward, Debbie Reynolds,
though)                                              • Brian Williams to replace Piers Morgan
• Vladimir Putin wins Nobel prize for his            on CNN. (Nope, he was replaced with Mike            Barak Obama, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Larry King,
part in Syria. (He did not.)                         Rowe, John Walsh, Lisa Ling, Anthony
• Scotland breaks away from United                   Bourdain, and Morgan Spurlock.)                     Jimmy Carter, Barbara Bush, The Duke of
Kingdom and becomes independent. (Nope,              • Hospitalization for Charlie Rose. (Could
they voted to stay.)                                 not verify… not sure which Charlie Rose)            Edinborough, Shirley Temple, Bob Barker,
• New labor laws implemented to take                 • Erratic weather patterns and recorded
care of homeless people in USA. (Very difficult      earth shifts, together with unusual paranormal      Keith Richards, Barry Manilow, Jackie
to verify since laws could have been made any        events could be the result of us having been
any state that would “take care” of homeless         watched by other species in different               Stallone, Charles Manson, Nancy Reagan, Ryan
people.)
                                                                                                         Seacrest, Leaders in Syria and Iran, Lindsay

                                                                                                         Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Bill Clinton, Howie

                                                                                                         Mandel, Jack Osborne, Hugh Hefner, Danny

                                                                                                         Glover, Betty White, Prime Minister of

                                                                                                         Australia, Woody Allen, Daniel Craig, Michelle

                                                                                                         Pfeiffer, Sharon Osborne, Michelle Williams,

                                                                                                         Heidi Montague, Dick Cheney, John Travolta,

                                                                                                         George Bush Sr., Regis Philbin, Robin

                                                                                                         Williams, Natalie Portman, George Bush Jr.,

                                                                                                         Taylor Swift, Tony Bennett, David Letterman,

                                                                                                         Justin Beiber, Ru Paul, Selina Gomez, Tippi

                                                                                                         Hendren, Melanie Griffith, Mick Jagger, Ed

                                                                                                         Asner, Sean Coombs (Puff Diddy), Karl

                                                                                                         Lagerfield, Michael Douglas, Kreskin, Donald

                                                                                                         Trump, Cloris Leachman, Queen Elizabeth,

                                                                                                         Chaz Bono, Madonna, Pink, Harry Belafonte,

                                                                                                         Mary Tyler Moore, Princess Fergie, Shia La

                                                                                                         Bouef, Alice Cooper, Carol Burnett, Steven

                                                                                                         Tyler, Mark Anthony, Gordon Lightfoot,

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