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HOPEFUL FUTURE POSITIONS—
Sue Collins: Policewoman
Dawn Bodger : Typist — she'll always catch the boss.
Marion Case : Teller or Machinist in a bank. (Tell-her the machine is
bung.)
Glenda Haylock : Copy Cat or Copy Typist.
Debra Ruthenberg : Stenograper — Wrong Graph !
Judith Henzell: Clerk Typist.
Theresa Frood : Private, Private Secretary — TOO PRIVATE.
Belinda Sistek and
Cheryl Stanley : No more dirty gutters in the Wynnum district!
Gayle Parsons: Typist — Never Private !
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CLASS CLOWN — Belinda Sistek.
BRAIN OF THE CLASS — Marion Case.
ENGLISH — “Fold your arms and write these spellings”.
MATHS — “Uh-mmm — it’s slipped my mind,
Mrs. Hamilton. Uh, sorry”.
CITIZENSHIP — “Is Mrs. Harvey here today?” Suddenly a voice
comes from somewhere and says, “Yes, I am
girls”, and we all look down at her.
TYPING — “That rings a bell”.
SHORTHAND — “That was 200 words a minute, girls. Now, that
wasn’t too fast, was it?”
HOMECRAFT — “You'll do it all over again at lunch time”.
BOOKKEEPING — “Steady, girls — keep the class friendly”.
Naomi Marshall made the class apron and raised a good sum of money.

FORM 10C5
FORM TEACHER: Mr. Miles.
FORM CAPTAIN : Christine Sparks.
FORM VICE-CAPTAIN: Maxine McKinlay.
Lenny : Great Handsome Brute (Top Grease).
Ralph : Another Dean Martin — “Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime”.
Shane : Class Islander. “Top Surf" Stradbroke.
Glen : Drags his mighty board across the mud flats through the man
groves to the super Manly surf.
John: “Look. Julie. I can lift 1401b. without trying".
Herman : Coming out of hibernation, looks like TINY TIM.
Dennis : Curly Locks.
Charmaine : The greatest square dancer alive.
Denise : “You dumb kids, don't you know anything?"
Chris: “What goodies have you got today. Max? Oh! not cheese again?”
Maxine: Is an excellent example of a 10C5 student.
Helen : “Can I hang around you kids?”
Class Pet: Any stray mut that comes along.
FIVE-MINUTE CLASS POEM—
Sing a song of witchetty grubs all baked in a pie,
Sing a song of witchetty grub pie.
Good to eat for you and I.
Sing a song of witchetty grubs that used to sit on a wall,
But I like witchetty grubs, so I ate them all !

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