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Chapter Three






                             HYPOTHESIS: A private conversation with Adam Carlsen will become 150
                          percent more awkward after the word “sex” is uttered. By me.








                Three days later, Olive found herself standing in front of Adam’s office.
                    She’d never been there before, but she had no problem finding it. The
                student scurrying out with misty eyes and a terrified expression was a dead

                giveaway, not to mention that Adam’s door was the only one in the hallway
                completely devoid of pictures of kids, pets, or significant others. Not even a

                copy of his article that had made the cover of Nature Methods, which she
                knew about from looking him up on Google Scholar the previous day. Just

                dark brown wood and a metal plaque that read: Adam J. Carlsen, Ph.D.
                    Maybe the J stood for “Jackass.”

                    Olive  had  felt  a  bit  like  a  creep  the  night  before,  scrolling  down  his
                faculty web page and going through his list of ten million publications and
                research grants, staring at a picture of him clearly taken in the middle of a

                hiking trip and not by Stanford’s official photographer. Still, she’d quickly
                quashed  the  feeling,  telling  herself  that  a  thorough  academic  background

                check was only logical before embarking on a fake-dating relationship.
                    She  took  a  deep  breath  before  knocking  and  then  another  between
                Adam’s “Come in” and the moment she finally managed to force herself to

                open the door. When she entered the office, he didn’t immediately look up
                and continued typing on his iMac. “My office hours were over five minutes

                ago, so—”
                    “It’s me.”
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