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“Don’t even worry about that, Radha. That’s never going to happen.” (And so

               on.)
                   I know what it is to have a brother that people like talking to, so I brought a
               book just in case the evening took Arjun away from me. But he stuck with me,
               introduced me to the birthday boy, called upon his friends to observe the way I
               calmly matched him beer for beer, generally behaved in a way that made me feel
               as if I was something more than a stammering fly on the wall. Then a boy
               approached us—well, Arjun, really—a nondescript sort of boy, I’m surprised to

               say, since his hair was green. He had a look of rehearsal on his face, he was
               silently practicing sentences he’d prepared, and Arjun said to me quietly:
               “Wonder what this one’s after.”
                   The boy, Joe, was Tim’s cousin.
                   “Joe who goes to the puppet school?” Arjun asked.

                   “Yeah . . .”
                   “Seen, seen,” Arjun said. “What you saying?”
                   “Girls like you, don’t they?” Joe asked.
                   Arjun lowered his eyelids and shrugged; if I’d been wearing sleeves I’d have
               laughed into one of them. Joe had a twenty-pound note, which he was willing to
               hand over to my brother right now if Arjun would go over to a certain girl, dance
               with her, talk to her, and appear to enjoy her company for a couple of hours.

               Once I realized what he was asking, I thought: Even Arjun will be lost for words
               this time. But my brother must’ve had similar requests before (can teenage boys
               really be so inhuman?) because he asked: “Is she really that butters? I haven’t
               seen any girl I’d rate below a seven tonight. A good night, I was thinking.”
                   The boy had the good grace to blush. “No, she’s not that ugly. Just . . . not my
               type.”

                   “Why did you even bring her then, if she’s not your type?” Arjun asked.
                   “It was a dare,” Joe said, miserably. “I don’t usually do things like this—you
               can ask Tim—just believe me when I say I didn’t have much of a choice. I didn’t
               think she’d say yes. But she did.”
                   “Mate . . . don’t pay people to hang out with her.”
                   “I don’t know what else to do. She’s got to have a good time. She’s my
               headmaster’s daughter. I don’t think she’d get me expelled or anything—maybe

               she won’t even say anything to him. But she’s his daughter.”
                   “Better safe than sorry,” my brother agreed. Myrna, by that point I was
               already looking around to see if I could spot you (what level of unattractiveness
               forces people to pay cash so as to be able to avoid having to look at it or speak to
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