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Once da practice was over, dem rat rodders started da real show. Chere,
let me tole you, some of dose boys showed der support for Cancer by
burning different color smoke through der tires. It was an amazing ting to
see. Yes indeed! You had to watch yourself in da bleachers because pieces of
da tires were fl ying through da air and der was smoking motors and broken
axles all over da concrete. Da ultimate goal was to bust your tires and scrape
da pavement with your rims until they made sparks. What a site! Fans were
screaming, tires were smoking and engines roaring until you heard a loud
pop! Dis was Mad max stuff like right out of da movie. Thomas Ardis (White
Trash Millionaire) threw millions of dollars out of his window and caused an
uproar with da crowd. (Not real money people). In da end, der were two men
left standing. Richard Brasmer and Rooster McGee. They put der hearts into
it and stole da show. Rooster McGee was ultimately voted fan favorite and
took da win! He backed into dat wall
and knocked his tailgate off, lost a door
and a tire and didn’t quit until his motor
turned into a steam engine! They all did
great, I mean ALL of them! Chere, we
had a good time yeah! Yes indeed!
Just remember, I have tree rules:

#1 Show me what you can do with a car!
#2 It does not have to be with your car!
#3 Leave da attitude at da gate &
come have some fun!

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