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Canadian Man Breaks Record For Building 'Star Wars' Lego Set
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By Ben Hooper
May 16 (UPI) - - A Canadian man combined his love of Lego and Star
Wars by building the 75,192-piece Millennium Falcon in a record-breaking time of 7 hours, 36 minutes and 37 seconds.
Ivan Yu of Markham, Ontario, earned the Guinness
World Record for the fastest time to build the
Lego Star
Wars 75,192 Millennium Falcon.
"The actual building process was really fun, and I think the Lego designers did a fantastic job of making this giant build an enjoyable process," Yu told Guinness World Records.
Yu said he didn't really feel any fatigue while building the mas- sive Lego space ship.
"I really enjoyed Lego to begin with, so once I started this build, I kind of locked in and I was in the zone, and before I knew it the seven and a half hours was over," he said.
Little Johnny’s wife went to their doctor & when he asked what was the problem was she told him Little Johnny’s no good in bed, well.
The doctor is amazed & said are we talking about the same bloke, the one we use to call Little Johnny “Boner” when we were kids.
She replied that’s him alright, when we get into bed he is either too tired or he’s got a headache (now where have I heard that before) & I’ve tried still no good
So the Doc gives her these tablets & tells her to be very careful & tonight around dinner time put one in his drink.
The next day Little Johnny’s wife storms into the Doc’s surgery & throws the tablets at him & Doc says don’t tell me they didn’t work.
She says they worked alright, & the Doc says well what’s the prob-
lem & she says I dropped them in his drink at dinner time, next minute he sent every- thing on the table flying, threw me on on the table & done the deed.
Well the Doc said, “what’s the prob- lem.”
She said, “It’s the last time we’ll be eating at that restaurant.”
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other good- night at the front door, the guy starts feeling a lit- tle horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiles, and he says to her, "Honey, would you have sex with me?"
Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh, come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" he asks, grinning at her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we
get caught?"
"Oh, come on! There's nobody around. They're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much!"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes, you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't."
"I'm begging you..."
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's older sister shows up in her paja- mas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice, she says:
"Dad says to go ahead and have sex with him, or I can do it ..., or if need be, mom says she can come down her- self and do it. But for God's sake, tell him to take his hand off the intercom.
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