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Real Estate Humor
House problem: The oven is self-cleaning, but the kids aren't.
Our new house has one down payment and 240 darn pay- ments.
Homesickness What you feel every month when the mortgage is due.
This house has every new convenience except low payments.
The trouble with own- ing a home is that no matter where you sit, you're looking at something you should be doing.
They have an all elec- tric home. Everything in it is charged.
My buyers want a new home on the outskirts- --of their income, that is.
A Happy Home is a place where each spouse entertains the possibility that the other may be right
though neither believes it.
By the time you pay for a home in the sub- urbs, it isn't.
Home is where the mortgage is.
A housewarming is the final call for those who haven't sent a wed- ding present
The house was more covered with mort- gages than with paint.
Home: A place when you go there they have to take you in.
Charity: A thing that begins at home and usually stays there.
A man's home is his castle. That's how it seems when he pays taxes on it.
Housebroke--What you are after buying a house.
Sign next to FSBO-We shoot every third agent and the 2nd one
just left.
A Modern home is a place where a switch controls everything but the kids, and it has gadgets to do every- thing except make the payments.
The house has a wall to wall carpet and back to wall payment.
A typical home has a TV set that is adjusted better than the kids.
This country is great. It's the only place where you can borrow money for a downpay- ment, get a 1st and 2nd mortgage and call yourself a homeowner.
Why do appraisers carry a wasp in their hand? Value is in the eye of the bee holder.
What's the difference between a real estate agent and an account- ant? The accountant knows he is boring.
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