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As he walked up to old lady’s car he noticed there were 3 other eld- erly folks looking very frightened and rigid.
He leaned down to the old lady’s window and noticed she was as calm as could be.
“Do you know why I pulled you over, Ma’am?” “No, I do not,” she replied sweetly.
“You were going 10mph on the highway that’s a serious hazard for other drivers.”
The officer could- n’t help but glance at the three terri- fied passengers.
The little old lady pointed at the sign nearby. “Isn’t the speed limit 10?”
The officer looked at the sign and laughed.
“Ma’am, that’s the sign telling you which highway you’re on
Interstate 10.”
The little old lady burst out in a fit of giggles, “Oh, I’m sorry!”
The officer decid- ed it was an hon- est mistake and was going to let her go.
But curiosity got the better of him.
“Can I ask why your passengers are so scared?”
The little old lady laughed again.
“Probably because I just got off Interstate 175.”
A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas.
So, he took off to Africa. A few years later, he returned.
As he approached his house he got stunned with the luxurious and rich look of the house.
He knocked on the door, the ser- vant opened.
“Is the housewife in?” he asked.
The servant replied: “Just a moment.”
The wife comes out: Wife: Wow, my man, all dressed up as a rich man after these years.
Husband: Guess what? I am rich.
Wife: How? Husband: I went to Africa, found people walk with no underwear and sleep on sand so I began to make and sell under- wear and beds.
Due to the high demand, I got rich fast.
Wife: A man, with all of your strength, had to go all the way to Africa, making beds and under- wear, to get rich, and I am a little woman that stayed here, with- out underwear and on a single bed...I got REAL rich.
North Carolina Man Collects 11,000 Bottles of Hot Sauce
By Ben Hooper
Nov. 30 (UPI) -
- A North Carolina man has what he believes to be the world's largest collection of hot sauce, totaling about 11,000 bottles.
High Point resi- dent Vic Clinco, who started col- lecting hot sauce about 26 years ago, said his col- lection now totals about 11,000 bottles, and is believed to be the largest col- lection of hot sauce in the world.
"It has turned into an obses- sion," Clinco told WFMY-TV.
"What started as a small collection has grown into me being at the center of a cul- ture that sur- rounds hot sauces."
Clinco, who doc- uments his col- lecting on social media, said he has been in con- tact with Guinness World Records about making his col- lection officially the largest in the world. He said he hopes to organize tasting events in the future.
"I want it to be shared with any- one that has the love of the heat as I do," Clinco said. "My end
goal is to have so many bottles that there is no wall left in sight."
Clinco said he has his own thoughts on what makes a hot sauce great.
"In my humble opinion, you should be able to read and under- stand what the ingredients are. It's garlic, onion, chili pepper, vinegar, and salt. When you get into ingredients you cannot pro- nounce, then I am pretty much out. I will try everything, but I may not come back and try it again," he told the Phoenix New Times in 2019.
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