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15 MAR 2019

Where Does The a bad deal.

Name Rat´on
Confucius Say -Never approach a
Come From ? bull from the front, a horse from the
rear or a fool from any direction.
By LIFE IN PERTH
Fates fickle finger had other plans
for Rat´on as he not only beat a very
“Courage and grace is a experienced matador to his fate but
formidable mixture. The only place he in-fact sent three Matador’s to the
to see it is the bullring.” Seeing a grave pumping daisy’s. Spectators of- Reuters
Bullfight from the bulls prospective ten tease, provoke and rile the animal
I would imagine seeing a "wet rat" before the bullfight and he injured 30
in tights, his curly moustache shim- in return for their favours. International
mering in the light and his gold tooth Moose Count
flashing. An argument broke out the
The story impressed me so much
morning before the bullfight between Underway
that I decided to pay tribute to the
the matadors mom advising him to
creature by naming my products af-
wear a blazer with as many gold pins
ter him. The first time we bought By BOB O’BOBSTON
possible only to bedazzle the crowd
a “Mini BMX” it reminded me of a
and his Dad insisting he wear rugby
miniature bull and after I told my son
socks to make the woman flock. He
the story we imagined me being the
listened to both of them and rocked The UN-sponsored International
matador and he was the bull playing
up at the arena dressed to impress Moose Census got off to a flying
in an empty carpark close by.
with plans to dance the bull to death. start today with hopes for an increase
You might have picked up that I in the worldwide moose population
am not a fan of bullfighting , it’s not The bull is renowned for being compared to last year’s disapointing
only cruel but ridiculously unfair. If quick , agile and strong spirited, just figures. Among the traditional early
the Matador is hurt or injured and like our “Mini BMX Bikes” . So wel- reporters were Egypt, returning fig-
isnt capable of fighting anymore, he is come the new product launch. We ures of six moose, a twenty percent
replaced by another matador who fin- promise to give you products to make increase on 2011’s figures of five, and
ishes the bull off. So much for a 1 on amazing adventures and memories of Uruguay whose moose population re-
1 fight , it’s closer to playing cricket your own. Perhaps they could also mains stable at eleven.
2 batsman vs 11 fielders. The event turn into legacies like Rat´on According to Robbie McRobson,
is labelled as an "Art" not a “Sport” head of the UN Moose Preserva-
which is supposed to be a “an uneven tion Council, worldwide moose num-
Before we get to some humour
yet beautiful tragedy”. I am a Tau- bers are expected to grow markedly
lets highlight that “A customer is the
rus and I also concede I love eating on last year due to the traditional
most important visitor on site. He is
meat. Yes this is rich me telling you moose strongholds of Canada and the
not dependent on us. We are depen-
about the story but I don’t admire United States, with the larger de-
dent on him. He is not an interrup-
cruelty. I respect cultures and under- veloping moose ecologies also poised
tion in our work. He is the purpose of
stand the “Art” is 600 years old and I to make gains. The largest percent-
it. He is not an outsider in our busi-
might have no clue about the history agege increase in moose will likely
ness. He is part of it. We are not
of it but man so I love a good story. come from China’’, says McRobson,
doing him a favour by serving him.
One of my favourites is of Rat´on the The Chinese government has invested
He is doing us a favour by giving us
most famous bull in Spain’s history. heavily in moose infrastructure over
an opportunity to do so. Kenneth b
The Bull was born small , tormented the past decade, and their committ-
Elliot 1941.
and kept in a dark room for long pe- ment to macrofauna is beginning to
riods of time , sort of like my He- pay dividends’’. Since 2004 China has
mans toys as a kid and this gave him The twist with Rat´on is he not expanded moose pasture from 1.5%
a very bad temper.He was destined to only bested a very experienced mata- of arable land to nearly 3.648% and
be sent to his maker in the glamorous dor to his death but he in fact sent moose numbers are expected to rise
bull arena. He certainly was handed three to the grave pumping daisy’s. to 60,000 making China a net moose