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This does explain the difference between the two organisations very well but still

               did not help me much. I was about to call the Zoo for assistance but they were
               still  insulted  about  the  cheetah  counting  incident  (just  jealous  of  our  thorough
               methods and besides they did ask if we wanted to count). Then one of the local

               policemen said his girlfriend has a farm or rather her dad has one and perhaps

               we could release the crocodile there if only it would come with us. This sounded
               to me like an excellent idea as we still suspected the Zoo of losing a cheetah a
               few days before and really did not want to bother the police Vet again. He was

               quite  upset  last  time  when  he  could  not  bring  the  dead  cheetah  back  to  life.

               Cursed  the  old  liberal  in  three  languages  as  only  a  real  policeman  can!  We
               greatly respected that effort and could see the Dog Unit influenced him properly

               through the years.

               There  were  only  about  six  policemen  at  the  scene  for  it  was  not  a  serious

               enough to warrant more. After all the crocodile was trapped and an experienced
               Flying  Squad sergeant in charge. No big deal.  I detailed my crew to shoot the

               crocodile  with  his  R1  rifle  if  needed  and  the  rest  to  arrest  the  crocodile.  They
               looked  at  me  much  like  the  Chaplains  did  and  did  nothing!  The  long  haired

               liberal  tendencies  of  Station  policemen  are  truly  amazing  for  it  was  a  simple
               order  – clear and f concise I would say. Their lack of movement made me roar

               like my old RSM, bless his soul. I saw that day the power of command in a loud
               voice for they dived (me too) on the crocodile and one hell of a brawl ensued for

               he reacted viciously enough once over his initial surprise.


               After  a  while  we  had  the  crocodile  under  control  and  his  mouth  closed  with  a
               discarded piece of rope we borrowed from the caretaker. First we tried to drag it

               down the stairs (no one wanted to be trapped in the lift with it) like a police dog
               but it being untrained in our ways it reacted rather violently and we jumped on it

               again  for  resisting  arrest.  Then  I  got the idea to pick it up like a log as we  all
               knew something about log PT in the College if not SAP COIN who is famous for

               their harsh ways. But it twisted and hissed and scratched us with its feet and the
               tail  made  two  of  the  policemen  sea-sick from swinging around or so they said.

               Apparently it is not a log even if it looked like one.






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