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she has more moral right to criticize her leaders than what I do who are used to

               much worse.

               You know the signs on the wall of every workshop etc saying you are entering at

               your own risk? It will not protect them in law if the unexpected happens. We had
               a case where a fellow (on his honeymoon now that I think of it) decided to rent a

               horse for a romantic ride with his bride. Well, he fell off and was dragged a mile
               behind  the  horse  injuring  his  back  and  crown  jewels  so  to  speak.  It  is  such  a

               painful subject for a man when such an injury is recorded that we should not go
               into  details.  Poor  fellow!  Let  us  agree  that  he  was  unable  to  perform  his

               husbandly  duties  for  a  while  causing  not  only  medical  costs  but  much
               embarrassment  and  mental  anguish.  To  his  wife  also  no  doubt  as  this was the

               second day of honeymoon. She has rights as a married woman you know though
               she did not say anything.


               The owner of the horse pleaded that he took that risk on himself and thus could

               not  be  held  liable  as  he  was  clearly  warned by the sign that he is on his own.
               The court disagreed and said he did not give consent to be dragged a mile and

               suffering  what  he  suffered.  He  may  have  foreseen  to  fall  off  but  never  to  be
               dragged that far and be unable to fulfil his marriage duties for months.


               This  is  what  is  known in law as  volenti non fit injuria. My advice is use caution
               for there is no such thing as blanket consent in law. Even in sport and when you

               play rugby or football which is inherently a physical sport you did not consent to

               the (sometimes appropriate) boxing match during it. That is why sportsmen are
               arrested and charged with murder or assault if they act outside the rules of the
               game and kicked the you know what out of his team mate (Irish or Scottish) or

               the opposite team (South African) or the referee (French).


               *  I  like  the  Irish  and  Scots  by  the  way.  If  they  don't  have  an  enemy  or
               Englishman to attack they get stuck into each other. Marvellous people! Besides

               the Flower of Scotland is one of my favourite songs and the neutral Irish soldiers
               saved the British Empire more than most.


               You  may  not  know  this  but  at  regulated  boxing  matches  a  Police  sergeant  is
               supposed  to  stop  the  match  if  it  looks  like  the  fighter  cannot  defend  himself



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