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10 • APRIL 2020 - Senior Voice of Citrus County
           SHERIFF’S OFFICE BLOTTER
           HERNANDO COUNTY







             A collection of dumb moves by boneheads in Hernando County last month



        March 4                              March 6                             deputy tried to question a           acting irrationally. When
        While a deputy was conducting        Meanwhile, over at Walmart,         woman involved in the fracas,        law enforcement arrived, the
        a security check at a local          a man pulled into the parking       she jumped into her car and          husband exited the house naked
        convenience store, he observed       lot and stupidly exited without     fled, almost hitting the deputy.     and charged the deputy while
                                                                                 She was located a short time
        a man pull up to the air pumps       removing the keys from the          later in the parking lot of a        swinging his fists and something
        in his car. Instead of inflating     ignition or locking the car         nearby liquor store. She was         else. The deputy subdued him
        his tires, he began pacing back      doors. When he later returned       detained and found to be in          with a Taser and transported to
        and forth in the parking lot.        to the parking lot, he discovered   possession of 9.5 grams of           an area hospital for treatment.
        Then, he began to walk up to         his car was missing. The            Alprazolam and 7.1 grams of          These are the bare facts.
        customers at the gas pumps.          mystery was solved later that
        When he returned to his car,         evening when someone reported       weed. It was a case of high and
        the deputy approached him and        a car fire a few miles away. Law    goodbye.                             A witness reported that a couple

        asked if he would mind talking       enforcement investigated and                                             had an argument, then left
        to him. The man said no and          determined the flaming vehicle      During a party, a female tackled  home leaving the front door and
        added that he was waiting for        belonged to this airhead. The       another woman and began              the garage doors wide open.
        his girlfriend who was using         news really burned him up.          arguing with and attacking her.      Deputies responded to check the
        the restroom. When the deputy        March 9                             A man attempted to break up          residence and located 106 grams
        asked to see his ID, the man said                                        the fight but was also battered      of weed. Law enforcement

        he didn’t have one but offered       A clerk at a local gas station      by tackler, who fled before law      located and arrested the couple.
                                             reported a man entered the
        to provide his name. It turns out    store and asked for change.         enforcement arrived. After she
        there was a warrant out for him      When the clerk opened the cash      is caught and does her time, the     It was high time.
        in another state. While he was       register, the man reached over      Buccaneers may want to draft         March 23
        relaying this info to the man, the   and snatched several bills and      her.                                 A couple was in the process of
        deputy detected a strong aroma       fled in his car. The suspect was
        of marijuana coming out of the       described as being a white male     A deputy conducted a traffic         breaking up after an 8-month
        man’s car. When he asked the         in his mid-30s wearing a blue                                            relationship. The woman was

        man about the aroma, he began        sweat shirt, tan pants, and a       stop in Ridge Manor. During a        taking her time getting her
        walking away. The deputy             camouflage hat. The clerk also      search of the male driver’s car,     possessions out of the house
        grabbed his wrist but, when the      noted that he had only one front    the deputy found 14.8 grams          they shared as there was still a
        man started pulling away, the        tooth. Maybe he needed the          of liquid meth, 63 grams of          week left on the lease. When she
        deputy took him down. But the        money for a dental appointment.     marijuana and a firearm. The         arrived to remove the last of her
                                                                                 driver was not to enjoy the luck
        man continued to struggle and        Chew on this for awhile…            of the Irish that night…             stuff, she found another woman

        was placed in wrist restraints. At                                                                            already living in the house with
        that time, the deputy’s back-up      March 11                            March 19                             her ex-boyfriend. As you might
        arrived and searched the man.        A home owner reported that          A caller informed law                imagine, she was not pleased
        One of them noticed he seemed        somebody came onto her              enforcement that a car was           with her ex-boyfriend. The last
        to be clinching his butt cheeks.     property and used several           engulfed in flames on vacant
        He was told to spread his legs       garden blocks to jack up her        property in Brooksville.             thing she took out of the house
        and, when he did, a smoking          car and hijack its wheels. Law      Deputies determined the fire         was him.
        pipe fell out The man stomped        enforcement is tirelessly seeking   was intentional. If burgers had      March 26
        on it and broke it, but there was    the culprit, and she’s just plain   been added, it would have been

        enough left to test the contents:    tire less.                          a car-be-que…                        A man had mechanical problems
        meth. Then the man’s car was         March 17                                                                 with his car and ended up
        searched and, inside a backpack,                                         March 20                             leaving it along the road. When
        a large marijuana joint was          Deputies responded to verbal        A married couple was involved        he returned to retrieve it, it was
        found. This bottom feeder            disturbance at a Spring Hill        in a verbal argument where           gone and, apparently, so were
        should have stayed in his car…       motel parking lot. When a           the man was reported to be           the car’s mechanical problems…
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