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Water and C it r u s Floral City
Sewer Services C o u n t y Wa t e r Recycling Center
to continue R e s o u r c e s Closure Announced
Im p o r t a n t
operations C u s t o m e r The Citrus County Division of Solid
Waste Management announces the
In f o r m a t io n Floral Recycling Center site at Duval
The Citrus County Department of Water Island Boat Ramp, 9160 E. Orange
Resources is taking steps to ensure its water For the safety and well-being Ave., Floral City, has been closed.
and sewer systems will remain in service of all citizens, Citrus County The Citrus County Division of Solid
and unaffected throughout the COVID-19 will not accept water and sewer Waste regrets any inconvenience this
situation. utility payments in the Lecanto may cause.
Government Building (LGB)
However, in order to limit face-to-face contact lobby. Customers can either There is no charge for clean
and safeguard customers and employees, pay their bill electronically, by recyclables brought to the expanded
non-essential preventive maintenance and mail, or place payments and recycling center at the Citrus County
customer service calls will be limited until service requests in one of the Central Landfill located at 230 W.
such time as normal operations can resume. drop boxes outside the Lecanto Gulf to Lake Hwy., Lecanto.
As a further step to reduce social interaction, or Meadowcrest locations. Residents are reminded that illegal
customers are asked to conduct business via In addition, customers who dumping can result in fines up to
electronic means whenever possible. Water have other business to conduct $500. For more information on the
and sewer accounts can be managed and with the Utility can use the services available at the Central
paid by accessing the website: https://www. County’s website at: https:// Landfill visit: http://www.citrusbocc.
citrusbocc.com/waterres/cs/customer-service. www.citrusbocc.com/waterres/ com/pubworks/swm/solid-waste.
htm#. cs/customer-service.htm. htm.
Gary
Shandling
Humor
• They should put expiration
dates on clothing so we
men will know when they
go out of style.
• After making love I said to
my girl, “Was it good for
you?… and she said, “I
don’t think that was good
for anybody.
• Never try to pick up a
woman who is wearing a
Super Bowl ring.
• If the Buddha was married:
His wife would say, “Are
you just going to sit around
like that all day?”
• I once made love for an hour
and fifteen minutes, but it
was the night the clocks are
set ahead.
