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BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE

A rich man looked through his window and saw a poor man picking something from his dustbin, he
said, thank God I'm not poor.
The poor man looked around and saw a naked man misbehaving on the street, he said, thank God I'm
not mad.
The mad man looked ahead and saw an ambulance carrying a pa ent, he said,
thank God I'm not sick.
Then the sick pa ent saw a trolley taking a dead body to the mortuary, he said,
thank God I'm not dead.
IT'S ONLY A DEAD PERSON THAT CANNOT THANK GOD.

BY – OKECHUKWU EXCEL – JS3C
OKECHUKWU, Excel C.

DEAR BEST FRIEND

If I didn't meet you I would have never believed you existed
I'm glad I met you though at the beginning we resisted
Two girls from totally different worlds I would say
Now we talk almost every single day

I'm s ll shocked you got used to my ways
Most of them including my 'ligel' craze
You should know that this isn't my greatest work
But if it's in the year book it's really by luck

I'm wri ng this to let you know
No ma er what happens you'll never be my foe
No ma er the trouble I'll mostly be there
And when I'm not, never forget I cared

I love you, you know I really do
To be clear I know you love me too
And if one day you see I'm gone
Never forget you've always been the one.
(Ps-: it's “ligel” (legal) ) OVADJE, Mineh

BY – OVADJE MINEH – SS3A

LOL…

You called me with a private number and you expect me to speak first?
Let's do breathing compe on ll your air me finishes.
Welcome to Nigeria where you will open your fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup.
Even those that drop 10 naira as offering will be claiming that the pastor is using their money to buy
private jet?
Telling lies started from primary school with the song “I remember when I was a soldier” when were
you a soldier?
If you're a guy and you are in a taxi and a lady smiles at you don't smile back un l she has paid her taxi
fare.

BY- OKECHUKWU EXCEL – JS3C

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