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WAZOBIA CORNER we teach, we care

A PLAY ON WORDS

1. What do you call a cow with no legs? Answer: The “I fell tower?” More like
Answer: Ground beef “he fell tower”.

2. What is an owl's favourite subject? 7. What do you eat on a Sunday?
Answer: Owlgebra Answer: Ice cream sundae

3. What did the triangle and circle say 8. Why do cheetahs win their test?
Answer: Because they are always
to each other?
Answer: “You are pointless,” said the cheating.
triangle.
“That's how I roll,” the circle 9. Why do pirates not know the
replied.
alphabet?
Answer: Because they are always stuck
4. Why did the chicken cross the road at “C”.

the second time?
Answer: Because he was a dirty double 10. Why did the skeleton not go to the
crosser.
party?
Answer: Because it had no body to go
5. Why did the cow cross the road? with it.
Answer: Because he wanted to watch
the mooooovies! Compiled by OKE Obafunmilayo
Year 5 Rose

6. What do you call this place? The

Eiffel Tower, wow!

MY SCHOOL
Where the little children play
In their own merry way But yes, my school
Where the rushing wind that blows My big blue school
Shaking flowers blue and gold. Amazing, wonderful
And beautiful too.

Maybe I will move today
Change my school, go far away Written by OHUCHE Chizoba
But for once let me see Year 5 Rose
What my school has done for me.

Science has all the laughs
Math has all the facts
Social Studies just takes me back
To that place that never lasts.

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