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The suicide bomber woke up in an Israeli hospital
and thought he reached heaven

The head of the Israeli General Security Agency (Shabach, ?שב"כ?
) told yesterday to the members of the Foreign Affairs and
Security Committee a story that shed light on the horrible
phenomenon of the suicide bombers.

And so Dichter told: a suicide bomber that had failed in
performing a terrorist act in the Gaza strip, was wounded and
caught by our forces, (then) rushed to the "Barzilai" hospital in
Ashkelon.

When he recovered and opened his eyes, the Shabach investigator
asked him in Arabic: "Do you know where you are now?" "Yes,
in heaven!" said the terrorist who looked with astonishment at the
white sheets, the shining room, and the nurses in white shining
uniforms that stood around him.

"Tell me, in heaven are there Jews as well, or just seventy
virgins?" asked the Shabach person.
"No, there are no Jews", said the terrorist.
"Then, you are not in heaven", the investigator was quick to
shatter the suicide's dream.