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GEMMA BALLANTYNE
YATIN RAMESH
AKA FAST FOOD FIEND LEVEL 1
PERFECT CRIME: Stealing the
chandelier from Tiffany’s
ONE-LINER: “No, I DON’T want
Maccas! [two minutes later]
When are you guys going?”
ULTIMATE GOAL: To be able to
refuse food when asked
AKA DUNEDIN HOSPITAL’S
FAVOURITE PATIENT
LEVEL 1
SECRET WEAPON: Highly ambitious
cardiomyocytes
ASSASSINATION METHOD: Play dead
so they call the ambulance.
Little do they know, it’s for
themselves.
ONE-LINER: “Wanna come to
Maccas, Yatin?"
MEHRBANO MALIK
AKA THE NOSTRADAMUS OF YOUR SHAME
LEVEL 3
SECRET WEAPON: Charlie’s Angels
ASSASSINATION METHOD: Being
helpful til she's not (to watch
you burn)
ONE-LINER: “I just came out to
have a good time and I’m
honestly feeling so attacked
right now.”
LIBBY CHRISTOPHERS AKA LIBSTER
LEVEL 1
SECRET WEAPON: Unsolicited
animal facts
ONE-LINER: “Well that’s rude...”
ULTIMATE GOAL: To write for
National Geographic Magazine