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ALEX KAY
AKA THE ANGRY KITTEN LEVEL 1
ULTIMATE GOAL: Set a world
record for kill count
SECRET WEAPON: Sad puppy eyes
ASSASSINATION METHOD: Stabbing
with a potato peeler
FENG CHAN AKA C.H.A.N LEVEL 2
SECRET WEAPON: Eyes
ASSASSINATION METHOD: Glare
ONE-LINER: "Yo."
DALE STANNERS AKA FARM BOY LEVEL 1
SECRET WEAPON: Wood axe
ASSASSINATION METHOD: Poisoned
rum
ONE-LINER: "You know me, same
old D!"