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jewelled and engine-turned, and possessed of the hori-
zontal lever- escape-movement, and all sorts of things, she
would buy for me if she could afford it; and we pick out
the spoons and forks, fish-slices, butter-knives, and sugar-
tongs, we should both prefer if we could both afford it; and
really we go away as if we had got them! Then, when we
stroll into the squares, and great streets, and see a house to
let, sometimes we look up at it, and say, how would THAT
do, if I was made a judge? And we parcel it out - such a room
for us, such rooms for the girls, and so forth; until we settle
to our satisfaction that it would do, or it wouldn’t do, as the
case may be. Sometimes, we go at half-price to the pit of the
theatre - the very smell of which is cheap, in my opinion, at
the money - and there we thoroughly enjoy the play: which
Sophy believes every word of, and so do I. In walking home,
perhaps we buy a little bit of something at a cook’s-shop,
or a little lobster at the fishmongers, and bring it here, and
make a splendid supper, chatting about what we have seen.
Now, you know, Copperfield, if I was Lord Chancellor, we
couldn’t do this!’
‘You would do something, whatever you were, my dear
Traddles,’ thought I, ‘that would be pleasant and amiable.
And by the way,’ I said aloud, ‘I suppose you never draw any
skeletons now?’
‘Really,’ replied Traddles, laughing, and reddening, ‘I
can’t wholly deny that I do, my dear Copperfield. For being
in one of the back rows of the King’s Bench the other day,
with a pen in my hand, the fancy came into my head to try
how I had preserved that accomplishment. And I am afraid

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