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the disorder I have mentioned) if I could oblige her with a
little tincture of cardamums mixed with rhubarb, and fla-
voured with seven drops of the essence of cloves, which was
the best remedy for her complaint; - or, if I had not such a
thing by me, with a little brandy, which was the next best.
It was not, she remarked, so palatable to her, but it was the
next best. As I had never even heard of the first remedy, and
always had the second in the closet, I gave Mrs. Crupp a
glass of the second, which (that I might have no suspicion
of its being devoted to any improper use) she began to take
in my presence.
‘Cheer up, sir,’ said Mrs. Crupp. ‘I can’t abear to see you
so, sir: I’m a mother myself.’
I did not quite perceive the application of this fact to my-
self, but I smiled on Mrs. Crupp, as benignly as was in my
power.
‘Come, sir,’ said Mrs. Crupp. ‘Excuse me. I know what it
is, sir. There’s a lady in the case.’
‘Mrs. Crupp?’ I returned, reddening.
‘Oh, bless you! Keep a good heart, sir!’ said Mrs. Crupp,
nodding encouragement. ‘Never say die, sir! If She don’t
smile upon you, there’s a many as will. You are a young gen-
tleman to be smiled on, Mr. Copperfull, and you must learn
your walue, sir.’
Mrs. Crupp always called me Mr. Copperfull: first-
ly, no doubt, because it was not my name; and secondly, I
am inclined to think, in some indistinct association with a
washing-day.
‘What makes you suppose there is any young lady in the