Page 14 - ANGUS_BDL_Neat

“The Pork Council is in disarray!”
BROKEN DOWN LORI Q&A somewhere that when you’re not playing with BDL you enjoy
launching missiles from a nuclear submarine. Fact?
MASON ‘MANSON’ KEALL BASS GUITAR MK: I mean, that could be a good time with friends.
JN: Ever been attacked by a bear, buffalo, yak or sheep or all?
MK: Goats
JN: I know a guy called Manson but he’s in prison for being an JN: How come you never see a rhino in a petting zoo?
awful person. Is that you? MK: Because they’re all dead.
MK: Perhaps, who wants to know? JN: You’re from Corbeil. What’s up with that?
JN: What’s the difference between a bass guitar and bass the MK: It’s a town, I’m sure you’ve heard of them.
fish? JN: I bought an inflatable pool and am charging women to use
MK: Mostly the guy touching the string. it for home water births. I don’t hang around as that would be
JN: How the fuck did you end up playing bass for Broken Down inappropriate but I do provide Margeritas.
Lori when no one ever What was your last brilliant idea but when
wants to play the bass in you told someone about it they said that’s
any band? the dumbest fucking idea they’ve ever
MK: Whomever doesn’t heard?
like to play bass needs MK: Today my friend got an email from a
a lesson in funk. I’m random person who thought was a family
also not proficient in member (they have the same last name). I
any instrument so I took wrote her back a silly email about the fall
what I could get. of the German economy and my lost kitten
JN: Ever been in a mittens. My GF did not share the hilarity.
fistfight and then when JN: You own a banana hammock?
it started it occurred to MK: Yes, its gold and in the morgue.
you that you should have JN: Ever play Carnegie Hall? I hear it’s a
never committed to be- great place to gig.
ing in a fist fight? MK:You know I haven’t, dick.
MK: I’m too sneaky to be JN: So, if you were born in April that
in a fist fight. means your sign is the crabs, right?
JN: Most people can fly a MK: I’m not born in April.
plane. You? JN: Can you eat a 98 oz steak?
MK: Small planes… Took MK: Only if it’s cut in eighths.
a pilot course. JN: You’re a pretty active dude. I read that.
JN: Musical influences? You do shit like ski or jump off mountains
MK: I have an eclectic with those weird flying squirrel suits?
taste in music. I love the MK: Skiing is a great time.
classics, not too into the JN: You live in a house or a Toyota Camry?
80s hair metal though. MK: Corolla
JN: Last book read? JN: Favourite movie?
MK: Book 2 of the Dark MK: Jurassic Park
Tower Series. Currently JN: Why are lobsters so fucking preten-
on book 3. tious?
JN: I can lift really heavy MK: The Lobster is the worst movie I’ve
shit over my head, like ever watched the whole way through.
railroad ties. What’s the JN: Ever write shit on your hand to remind
heaviest thing you can you of something pretty important but then
lift over your head? you go to the can and wash your hands be-
MK: A 2002 Fender cause you forgot that you wrote something
Cyber Twin on your hand as a reminder of something pretty important and
JN: I built a birdhouse that looks more like a crack house. The because you did you missed some type of important surgery?
birds love it. It’s where they go to smoke bird crack. Can you Be honest.
build shit? MK: I don’t write on my hand because I’m not a 15 year old
MK: I’m more of a bridge burner. girl.
JN:Pick a number between 1 and 26 JN: Hey – you’re a hardcore gamer. I read that. Favourite
MK: 27 game?
JN: Some people like long walks on the beach. I think people MK: This is true. Too many to choose, right now its Rocket
who say this are full of shit. That’s not really a question. I read
League.
14 angus magazine