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       Rise and Shine in the Dogpound
                                                                             they only had hooks, no spring clips.    the dealer. The player said, “When I
       Fan time in the                                                       Then someone suggested using a spring-  get bad cards, it’s not the dealer’s fault.
                                                                                                                 And, when I get good cards, the dealer
                                                                             loaded clothespin, but I figured they
       Dogpound                                                              were too big and too ugly looking….  obviously has nothing to do with it.
                                                                             until I stumbled across some miniature
                                                                                                                 So, why should I tip him?” The dealer
                                                                             spring-loaded clothes pins [yes very
                                                                                                                 replied, “When you eat out, do you tip
       By  Walter “JR” Wilson                                                tiny… 1 ½ inch at best] in the school   the waiter?” “Yes, sure I do,” responded
             ello and welcome back to     barely hanging on by its base.  So I got   supply section [who knew?!].  Small,   the player. “Well then, he serves you
             the wonderful world of the   the step ladder and, with some effort,   lightweight….and perfect for sticking   food, and I’m serving you cards. So you
      HDogpound.  Hope you are well       got the fan folds back in place and in   to the window using a re-useable gel   see, you should tip me.” “Okay, I see
       rested from the long holiday weekend   an upright position.  However, shortly   sticky pad.   I stuck the sticky pad to   your point,” agreed the player. “But, the
       and came back with all of your body   thereafter, the fan again made an attempt   the window, then stuck the clothespin   waiter gives me what I ask for ... I’ll
       parts still connected where they belong.    to escape its perch…so this time I took   to the sticky pad….then clipped the fan   take an eight.”
       My den has one of those big double   some clear packaging tape and taped   to the pin…and problem solved!!  Not   That is all I have for today.  As
       windows that is topped by a big arch   that puppy to the window.  Another   fancy but it is doing the job…and in the   always, be good, do good, play safe, and
       window.  I had a very difficult time   however, the fan broke loose again…  Dogpound…results are what counts!  remember, necessity is sometimes the
       finding a window covering for the top   it appears that the paper-like liner has                          greatest driver of creativity.  JR
       until one day I stumbled across a rather   gathered enough dirt and grime that the   THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
       simple covering….made out of thin   tape would not stick…not even with    “Imagination is the beginning of
       paper and opens like a peacock fan tail.    double taping…Grrrrr!  So I figured   creation. You imagine what you desire,
       I cut it to size…spread it out into a fan   I needed something to attach to the   you will what you imagine, and at last,
       shape and sticky taped the bottom to the   window that would clip rather than stick   you create what you will.”
       window shelf.  One day I came home   to the fan paper.  I thought I could find      – George Bernard Shaw
       and the fan had tipped over and was   one that had that removable tape…but
                                                                             TO TIP OR NOT TO TIP

                                                                                 A blackjack dealer and a player
                                                                             with a 13 count in his hand were arguing
                                                                             about whether it was appropriate to tip



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                                                                                        TUCK & RITTER


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