Page 13 - ABCs of quarantine

I’ve felt flatulent

during quarantine.

We are not eating the same foods that we used to eat
before the lockdown.

My body knows this and boy oh boy does it make
things feel funny in my tummy. Sometimes my tummy
gets really big and sticks out a bunch and you can tap
it like a drum.

Watch out because this drum is full of stinky air. I
sometimes make a funny face and all my family knows
what’s coming.

TOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

And then they all groan and run to open the windows.

Sometimes there’s benefits to wearing a mask. You
might not be able to tell that I’m quite flatulent these

days.