Page 10 - All at Sea Fanzine Issue 68

10 All At Sea Issue 68
Wwhat type of fan are you?
HAT sort of Southend United fan are you? Take our quick quiz to nd out.
Q1> How do you travel to home games?
A) Public transport into town then a pub crawl on the way to the ground
B) I park as close as I can to the ground and then walk the remaining two miles C)Someone who loves me gives me a lift
D) A shuttle bus from town takes me straight to the ground
Q2> Who is your favourite player?
A) Freddy Eastwood conquered all those before him
B) I have a shrine to Chris Powell in my garage
C) I miss Dan Bentley every day
D) Ross Barkley, despite getting him at the tail end of his career he’s been excellent
Q3> It is the rst day of a new season, what do you buy from the club shop? A) Last season’s away kit on the cheap
B) A calendar and a 91/92 annual
C) This season’s home kit, I didn’t even bother to check the price
D) ‘Ron Martin: How I catapulted Southend United into the 21st Century’, a biography
Q4> You’re driving along the A12 past Colchester United’s ground, what do you do?
A) Swear at the ground, the sheep shaggers deserve it
B) Pity them from the depth of your soul
C) The same as A but you take a photo, post it on instagram and get 12 likes from your mates
D) Lament the nancial mismanagement of the club that led to their demise and the death of the Essex derby
Q5> Southend’s best ever manager is...
A) Steve Tilson brought some of the most exciting football to Roots Hall
B) David Webb is the answer, what is the next question?
C) #BrownOut, sorry what was the question? D) The club made the right decision to give Marc Albrighton his rst job in the dugout and we’ve managed to reap the bene t of that
Q6> My favourite Southend United memory is...
A) Peter Clarke’s header to equalise against Chelsea
B) Ian Benjamin’s goal against Bury
C) Joe Pigott’s goal at Wembley
D) Dom Calvert-Lewin’s hat-trick in front of the safe-standing section to see us win promotion to the premiership
Q7> You’re o to an away game, time to get dressed...
A)I’m wearing smart trainers, long-johns, boxfresh jeans and a warm coat. Topped o with a SUFC colours scarf my Nan knitted me years ago
B) I’m wearing walking boots, shorts, a cagoul and a at cap
C) I’ve just had my haircut especially and these league prints on the sleeves of my club shirt weren’t cheap either
D) I’m wearing my ‘Roots Hall: Forever in our