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I knew that if I sang the song and Rodrick

recorded it, he would keep the tape forever and

use it to humiliate me for the rest of my life.

I didn’t know what to do, so when the time

came to start singing, I just kept my mouth shut.

For a few seconds there, things went ok. I

figured that if I didn’t technically sing the

song, then Rodrick wouldn’t have anything to