Page 310 - Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Book 1

They wanted to invent a robot that would give

you dating advice and have ten types of lip gloss

on its fingertips.

All us guys thought this was the stupidest idea

we ever heard. So we ended up splitting into two

groups, girls and boys. The boys went to the

other side of the room while the girls stood

around talking.

Now that we had all the serious workers in one

place, we got to work. Someone had the idea

that you can say your name to the robot and it

can say it back to you.