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To be honest with you, I think that’s a really

dumb message to be telling kids, especially the

ones at my school.

Later on, they made an announcement that

there are some openings on the Safety Patrols,

and that got me thinking.

If someone picks on a Safety Patrol, it can get

them suspended. The way I figure it, I can use

any extra protection I can get.

Plus, I realized that maybe being in a position