Page 324 - Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Book 1

I’m telling you, I’ve got it made with this

Safety Patrol thing.

At 12:15, me and Rowley left school and walked

the kindergartners home. The whole trip ate up

forty-five minutes, and there were only twenty

minutes of Pre-Algebra left when we got back.

Walking the kids home was no sweat. But one of

the kindergartners started to smell a little funny,

and I think maybe he had an accident in his pants.

He tried to let me know about it, but I just

stared straight ahead and kept walking. I’ l l

take these kids home, but believe me, I didn’t

sign up for any diaper duty.