Page 420 - Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Book 1

Mom had prepared all sorts of material to help us

kids appreciate the different exhibits, but all

anyone wanted to do was watch the animals go

to the bathroom.

Anyway, Mom totally foiled my plan to win Class

Clown. I’m just lucky there’s not a category

called Biggest Mama’s Boy, because after today,

I’d win that one in a landslide.